NationStates Jolt Archive

The Heaven's Devils biker gang would like to acquire weapons of mass detruction. Our capital is quite good. We have 'accounts' with many of the businesses in our nation. Don't worry about legality. Our government is quite ineffective. You could hand them over in front of a police station (assuming you could find one) and no one would stop you.

I could help you in this matter, I have been looking to get rid of a few older nukes.

We would be most appeciative. What is your price?

50 billion Rubles for 2 ICBM's? sound fair?

We'll look into it.

I would like some, but at this point my nation is too small.

These are 5 megaton thermonuclear devices, produced during the cold war between Russia & USA.

they are good for clearing out whole cities :D

To sell you older nuclear missles we would need to run a full background check on you..But we will sell you...Just name a price...

I would like some, but at this point my nation is too small.

I suggest a technological partnetship between our respective countries.

How many rubles to the free man's coin?
One free man's coin is worth 0.18 US Dollars.

today's exchange rate is 1.50 to the free mans 1.

75 billion free man's coins is a good percentage of our 'budget'. But a 5 megaton ICBM would certainly bring in a lot of extortion money. Can any one beat the price.

75 billion free man's coins is a good percentage of our 'budget'. But a 5 megaton ICBM would certainly bring in a lot of extortion money. Can any one beat the price.

being that I need to get rid of these nukes, I will lower the price to 60 billion free mans coins.

50 billion?

erhmmm.....55 billion!

Any other offers?

i can sell ya that and for 40 billion!

Is one ruble is worth 1.5 free man's coins? Or is 1 free man's coin 1.5 rubles? Is it worth more than a ruble or less than a ruble.

I think I might have calculated the price wrong.

it would be:
1.50rubles:1 free man

Chronosia is willing to offer a state of the art, modern day tactical nuclear warhead plus computer systems for a very fair price of 100 billion free mans dollars.

Look for my Biological & Chemical storefront for cheap unconventional weapons

40 BILLION USD! my currency rates the same as the U.S. this price includes a silo! and its FREE SHIPPING! all funds will be used to help a small allie out..

ill give you 100 billion vodquids plus four black slaves. Children not included

Look for my Biological & Chemical storefront for cheap unconventional weapons
What kinds?WWhere is this store front?

Search for Holy Panooly and look at the list. Great stuff for low prices.

I could top his offer: I would like to sell it for 39 billion.

Sorry don't even have any WMD's so I can't give you anything. Sorry again! :?

Keep posting those offers.

20 billion! this is a great offer!

20 billion! this is a great offer!
For what kind of stuff.

We could sure use some great offers about now.
Also what do you have in the way of long range deliveries for biological agents. And, of course the agents themselves.

20 billion for 2 2 megaton ICBM's...Silos and equiptment and training all in the price and that price includes shiping...these are great for long range.

20 billion for 2 2 megaton ICBM's...Silos and equiptment and training all in the price and that price includes shiping...these are great for long range.
Perfect. The money will be in a dumpter on the corner of Elm and Maple in Free City. Please deliver these misiles with utmost speed.

20 billion for 2 2 megaton ICBM's...Silos and equiptment and training all in the price and that price includes shiping...these are great for long range.
Perfect. The money will be in a dumpter on the corner of Elm and Maple in Free City. Please deliver these misiles with utmost speed.

Ahem..Cant it just be wired? oh well *money recieved missles and such and trainers sent*

20 billion for 2 2 megaton ICBM's...Silos and equiptment and training all in the price and that price includes shiping...these are great for long range.
Perfect. The money will be in a dumpter on the corner of Elm and Maple in Free City. Please deliver these misiles with utmost speed.

Ahem..Cant it just be wired? oh well *money recieved missles and such and trainers sent*
Nice doing business with you.

20 billion for 2 2 megaton ICBM's...Silos and equiptment and training all in the price and that price includes shiping...these are great for long range.
Perfect. The money will be in a dumpter on the corner of Elm and Maple in Free City. Please deliver these misiles with utmost speed.

Ahem..Cant it just be wired? oh well *money recieved missles and such and trainers sent*
Nice doing business with you.

no problem...*swims in 20 billion* so nice..so very nice...

Will sell antique nuclear missiles. I will give you 6 gun-type fission bombs, and four implosion type fission bombs. They are quite old, but they badly dented Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 7 million free mans coins should cover it.

Will sell antique nuclear missiles. I will give you 6 gun-type fission bombs, and four implosion type fission bombs. They are quite old, but they badly dented Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 7 million free mans coins should cover it.
Those are kind of small. I'm not sure if they're worth it.

6 million then.

6 million then.
Deal. The money will be placed in a abandoned warehouse on 220 Oak Blvd. in Free City.

6 million then.
Deal. The money will be placed in a abandoned warehouse on 220 Oak Blvd. in Free City.


Your weapon trade has been intercepted by the tri-country alliance. Thank you for the money, thank you for the weapons.

*soilders surround area, shoot everyone, take money and weapons, and helicopter out*

If you have any challenges for my army, you will find them brutally searching and destroying everything and everyone in The Completely Free, and also now, Now Who Cares. Armies will also be found all over my country and other countries in our alliance for the next month, until The Completely Free is taken care of. :!: :!:

6 million then.
Deal. The money will be placed in a abandoned warehouse on 220 Oak Blvd. in Free City.


Your weapon trade has been intercepted by the tri-country alliance. Thank you for the money, thank you for the weapons.

*soilders surround area, shoot everyone, take money and weapons, and helicopter out*

If you have any challenges for my army, you will find them brutally searching and destroying everything and everyone in The Completely Free, and also now, Now Who Cares. Armies will also be found all over my country and other countries in our alliance for the next month, until The Completely Free is taken care of. :!: :!:
Gang member calmly takes bazooka, and brings down helicopter. Recovers weapons. :P

6 million then.
Deal. The money will be placed in a abandoned warehouse on 220 Oak Blvd. in Free City.


Your weapon trade has been intercepted by the tri-country alliance. Thank you for the money, thank you for the weapons.

*soilders surround area, shoot everyone, take money and weapons, and helicopter out*

If you have any challenges for my army, you will find them brutally searching and destroying everything and everyone in The Completely Free, and also now, Now Who Cares. Armies will also be found all over my country and other countries in our alliance for the next month, until The Completely Free is taken care of. :!: :!:
Gang member calmly takes bazooka, and brings down helicopter. Recovers weapons. :P

*Solders come in on quads, surround and capture gang member, repair the helicopter, see them off and quickly speed away to secret hideout located in the completely free* :idea: :!: :?: :!: :idea: :twisted: 8) :shock: :D :o :!: :!: :!:

6 million then.
Deal. The money will be placed in a abandoned warehouse on 220 Oak Blvd. in Free City.


Your weapon trade has been intercepted by the tri-country alliance. Thank you for the money, thank you for the weapons.

*soilders surround area, shoot everyone, take money and weapons, and helicopter out*

If you have any challenges for my army, you will find them brutally searching and destroying everything and everyone in The Completely Free, and also now, Now Who Cares. Armies will also be found all over my country and other countries in our alliance for the next month, until The Completely Free is taken care of. :!: :!:
Gang member calmly takes bazooka, and brings down helicopter. Recovers weapons. :P

*Solders come in on quads, surround and capture gang member, repair the helicopter, see them off and quickly speed away to secret hideout located in the completely free* :idea: :!: :?: :!: :idea: :twisted: 8) :shock: :D :o :!: :!: :!:

6 million then.
Deal. The money will be placed in a abandoned warehouse on 220 Oak Blvd. in Free City.


Your weapon trade has been intercepted by the tri-country alliance. Thank you for the money, thank you for the weapons.

*soilders surround area, shoot everyone, take money and weapons, and helicopter out*

If you have any challenges for my army, you will find them brutally searching and destroying everything and everyone in The Completely Free, and also now, Now Who Cares. Armies will also be found all over my country and other countries in our alliance for the next month, until The Completely Free is taken care of. :!: :!:
Gang member calmly takes bazooka, and brings down helicopter. Recovers weapons. :P

*Solders come in on quads, surround and capture gang member, repair the helicopter, see them off and quickly speed away to secret hideout located in the completely free* :idea: :!: :?: :!: :idea: :twisted: 8) :shock: :D :o :!: :!: :!:

After successfully taken the weapons into custody, my scientist have found that the weapons are pieces of trash and do not work. That said, we have decided to give them back rather then finding a place to dispose of them. That said, my forces will keep close monitoring on the actions of the completely free, but leave them alone for now.

Any more offers on weapons?

Any more offers on weapons?

Any more offers on weapons?

Any more offers on weapons?

Any more offers on weapons?

Any more offers on weapons?

Please give your offers. We've been waiting long enough. Don't worry about the blockade.

hello?

hello?