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The mind of Ulysses Tendricks has produced the "Jaded" .50 caliber BMG single shot rifle (He was later carted off to the asylum for his meds.)

Capable of firing a .50 caliber BMG round, the S-99 is easily produced from household items anyone can put together.

Yes, we know this isn't a very high quality weapon, but for $28 dollars, you can't go wrong!

If you really want a great Sniper Rifle, take a look at our S-52 SWS (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=127515&highlight=).

Price: $28 dollars for production rights (we're too damn lazy to give you the materials.)

Technical Specs:
Effective Range: 450 meters if it doesn't blow up in your face.
Ammuntion: .50 BMG standard NATO rounds
Fire Rate: 5/min if it doesn't break down.
Fire Modes: Single Shot
Produced by: Tyrandis Military Systems, entertainment division.

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Above: S-99 w/ "VIKING SWORD" Bayonet

Interesting...

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Production rights sent...

BUMP!

Must say i love birdman weapons systems...I'd like to purchase production rights if thats ok.

Scellia wishes to inquire how often these weapons explod in the face of the user, and where we could find a stead supply of Mountain Dew cans. Since we don't have the facilities to manufacture these nor the wish to could we have 10,000 of these. If possible for $22 extra bucks can you include a cheap video camera on top with the eye peice taken out and hanging down so these can be fired over walls without risking the soldier.

Order: 10,000 S-99
$50*10,000= $500,000

I'm willing to give you all the mountain dew cans you want i got millions of em....

I need the video cameras, and the cans need to be in conditions shown.

Scellia - The rate of self-implosion is approximately 1:50 shots if not maintained properly. This can be reduced to 1:2000 if careful maintence is done.

We can add the video cameras, but you'll have to zero them in yourself.

Comdidia - Production rights are on the table.