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The Supreme Overlordship of Eithiotopia annouced today that Noob protection is availible now! Signing up for NP will get you this:

1. Protection during wars (Usually, unless you did something completely idiodic to start it)

2. Regular monthly income (as long as you aren't an idiot.)

3. A lesson on life (just kidding)

All that we ask in return is one thing:
Full use of your country for military outposts.


Now's the day to sign up for Noob Protection. Just post here and we'll do a post check (to see that you aren't an idiot). If your application is accepted, you will recieve a telegram.

Edit: Plus you get FREE military and economical advances.

Edit: FYI: I'm a resurected nation, not a just born nation. My pop is 1.406 billion. (as of March 2)

Can I join you in this n00b protection company?

For I am, The Powerful Almighty ATA!

Frankly, your still a n00b yourself. You can't just start up some army out of nowhere. Sorry. Try next month.

Frankly, your still a n00b yourself. You can't just start up some army out of nowhere. Sorry. Try next month.

Thats kinda true, Eith...

The Supreme Overlordship of Eithiotopia annouced today that Noob protection is availible now! Signing up for NP will get you this:

1. Protection during wars (Usually, unless you did something completely idiodic to start it)

2. Regular monthly income (as long as you aren't an idiot.)

3. A lesson on life (just kidding)

All that we ask in return is one thing:
Full use of your country for military outposts.


Now's the day to sign up for Noob Protection. Just post here and we'll do a post check (to see that you aren't an idiot). If your application is accepted, you will recieve a telegram.

Edit: Plus you get FREE military and economical advances.

Edit: FYI: I'm a resurected nation, not a just born nation. My pop is 1.406 billion. (as of March 2)

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