NationStates Jolt Archive


War in Karond Kar!!!

Karond Kar
02-03-2004, 17:59
Leader Ygdrassil Dhar of Karond Kar and his Top General in one of the nations many torture chambers to discuss the very important issue of Karond Kario, a country whos name is a mockery to that of the fatherland.

General: A new nation has emerged, bearing the name Karond Kario, a mockery of our proud nation.

Dhar: Yes, but what is the point of going to war over the name of a country?

General: Sir! the country's principals are completely opposite of our own. THE COUNTRY IS DESIGNED AS A MOCKERY!!!

Dhar: I see, in that case, we must go to war!

General: We will need a reason for our own people to justify the war.

Dhar: How about telling them that we go to seize oil, besides, if they protese we can "help them change their minds."




The following day, ten thousand soldiers bearing m16 with a division of Sherman tanks on their rear cross the border to the sister nation of Karond Kario.