The one eyed man
02-03-2004, 15:59
Greetings from the Kingdom of the One Eyed Man
A recent issue is causing much consernation within the Kingdom. Namely that there has been a recent population explosion of our national animal.
The government has degreed that a cull should take place of these animals but no one in the Kingdom wishes to be responsible for the death of these interesting and some say almost sentient animals. Also our physical nature (one eyed) makes range finding difficult and could cause a public safety issue.
Therefore we are offering this task out to tender. We are limited in resources but are willing to negotiate.
We do ask that the poor humans are culled in a humane way and preferably out of sight of the citizens of the Kingdom.
A recent issue is causing much consernation within the Kingdom. Namely that there has been a recent population explosion of our national animal.
The government has degreed that a cull should take place of these animals but no one in the Kingdom wishes to be responsible for the death of these interesting and some say almost sentient animals. Also our physical nature (one eyed) makes range finding difficult and could cause a public safety issue.
Therefore we are offering this task out to tender. We are limited in resources but are willing to negotiate.
We do ask that the poor humans are culled in a humane way and preferably out of sight of the citizens of the Kingdom.