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AK-47 wielding mobs for sale

Dontgonearthere
02-03-2004, 05:41
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Need to incite an uprising somewhere? Chose the number-1 in mob-rental services! GLACORP produces and trains many such mobs in the follow skills:
-Slogan shouting. "Free the people!" "Workers Rights!" are excelent for putting the local government on edge
-Sign waving. Signs with the above slogans, plus illustrations
-Menacing advancement. Walks around glaring at soldiers/police on the street while flaunting local gun laws
-Overthrowing. By far the most valuable skill. Large group gathers, storms the gate of the palace, house or giant office building of the Presidente, Genralissimo or King, kills/takes hostage the family and waves banners/fires guns from the battlements/roof

Each specialy trained peasant farmer comes with the following:
-Ak-47 with 5 clips of 7.62 ammo
-Turban, hat, fez or whatever the local peasant headgear is
-As a side to the AK they come with either a pitchfork, torch or sickle

The cost is a mere G150 per farmer.
Add G5 for signs
Roycelandia
02-03-2004, 10:00
A very interesting idea... Roycelandia has no need of such Mobs at the present time, but we congratulate you on identifying a Market Need and catering to it...
Lapse
02-03-2004, 10:24
*tag*

interested in combining my hire-a-thug buisness and your angry mob buisness?
Dyelli Beybi
02-03-2004, 11:36
lol
02-03-2004, 14:56
i'll buy 200 ak-47
Jeruselem
02-03-2004, 15:19
We don't need to buy any, got too many of them in our backyard (ie neighbours).
Dontgonearthere
02-03-2004, 16:10
i'll buy 200 ak-47
Farmers or AKs? If you want the AK's youll have to go somewhere else.