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If anyone would like to donate old planes to me, it would be greatly appreciated if you'd do so. It doesn't matter what kind of plane it is as long as it works.

Glatannia: We have a few dirigibles if you want. They are in good condition and do not need any repairs.

We can lend you 36 Rafale C's, with trained pilots and everything... We could work out a deal for this whenever you feel ready to(and it wouldnt have to be money)

We have a few Imperial Aircraft Factory "Camel" biplane fighters that are taking up valuable Real Estate in our storehouses- they're worth money, so we can only give you 6 of them, alas.

What we can spare for you, however, are 12 IAe Spitfire fighters, all in varying states of repair (from "totally wrecked" to "needs a bit of a clean").

Let us know if you're interested, or require stats for the planes...

If you could be a bit more specific as to your desires, perhaps we could work something out. The Dominion has a number of military aircraft in storage, ranging from F-15 Eagles of various models to F-16C Falcons. We also have a number of AH-64D Apache Longbows and AH-1W Super Cobra attack helicopters. For various reasions, these fighters and helicopters have been placed in storage, and if you are at all interested, we may be able to work something out.

we have a large stockpile of jets and bombers and even space craft if you'd like :D

Yes, but youre all missing the point. Im begininning to get desperate concerning the war im in so i need planes for kamekaze attacks.

do we have the plane for you! Dyelli Beybi will give you 5 of the remaining 20 Shoeworth Camel 'A-20s' Basically it is a biplane with a hellfire rocket rack underneath and a chaingun mounted on the top wing. To fire the chaingun, the pilot must stand up and release the controls. Firing the rockets causes the plane to catch fire (it is made from canvas and wood). Normally, the button that fires them is also the same button as the ejection seat.

One other note. The plane is overloaded and barely airworthy. We recommed very small pilots. Dyelli Beybi used children.

Thank you very much!!

We will send them over immediately. Expect delivery by container ship shortly.

If you're THAT Desperate, we could send a Squadron of IAe Spitfires and Foreign Legion Air Service pilots to fly them for you- of course, they won't be used for suicide missions, but you do get excellent pilots and some pretty nifty planes for a while, too.

Who are you fighting?

y dont u look around in the stores and BUY some planes?

His Highness The GrandGleph wishes to donate five(5) 'Weeper' bi-planes and two (2) 'Gopher' LightBombers, in exchange for Diplomatic Relations with Your MostSplendid State.

Please to Contact This Office at YourNearest Convenience.

Our dirigibles are good for crashing. With the hydrogen, it makes a large boom. And we will be willing to send someone over to teach your suiciders how to use it. Of course, we request an embassy with you. Are you interested?

Who dares to launch kamikaze attacks on another nation's military? These acts are disgraceful, no matter who they are launched against. You have but to telegram us with the nation in question...we may be interested in helping you out.

We can sell you Mirage III's for half a million dollars a piece, considering they are usually 4 million... They would be heavily explosive, probably able to take out a battleship with a good hit.

Wow, you guys are all very generous and we give tremendous thank you to you all!

Chellis i shall purchase 10 Mirage IIIs. Money will be wired upon confirmation. And you may have an embassy Pseudo-polis but were at war so you might want to send over some troops to protect it. We shall make diplomatic relations with you Gleph. We are fighting Sonic Hero Land.

what i'm saying is we'll give you space craft or moder fighters...free :twisted:

what i'm saying is we'll give you space craft or moder fighters...free :twisted:

We are sorry Glatannia but we can not spare any troops. A third of our army has been wiped out recently in our ongoing Crusade. All remaining troops are fighting. We have sent the dirigibles and the people to help you learn how to use them and hope to build our embassy after your war and our crusade.

We have sent the planes, expect them in a week(5 min rl)

Greetings from His Highness The GrandGleph. His Highness is Most Happy to hear that we shall begin diplomatic relations with your country.

It has been noted that you are currently at war, yet we are prepared to set up our embassy and to send a small number (we are only a Small State after all) of WarriorMonks to protect the Property.

Please To send Us a Telegram in confirmation to This Office, possibly giving more details about your Current state of Emergency.

His Highness The GrandGleph sends His Heartiest Regards.