Corruptville to Invade world
I am afraid to say this but you all suck so...i'm invading you all. My army of 10000000000000000000000000.78 Billion is first invading this Credonia Place. You have 5 minutes to surrender your women or ELSE.
Phoenixius
01-03-2004, 18:48
This is just plain STUPID. You have only created your nation today, and do not have the civilian population to hold that number of troops. Either RP realistically or go away.
Holy panooly
01-03-2004, 19:10
just ignore him or laugh
OMG!!!1! You are so l33t! Its so funny because you don't have enough people!!!!1!
And yes, I realise that this too, is overdone. But I've never got a chance to do it before.
Nimzonia
01-03-2004, 19:17
In breaking news, Corruptville's entire army was defeated by a single Nimzonian peasant, with a flintlock musket. Initially hailed as a hero, the peasant was later executed for war crimes.
10000000000000000000000000.78 Billion, my arse :P
"The invading army?"
"Accidentally swallowed by a small dog."
"Good good."
"The invading army?"
"Accidentally swallowed by a small dog."
"Good good."
lol!
OOC: yeh thats impossible on first post (unless first post in 67 years) but um.. yeh
BREAKING NEWS!
robot-controlled Colodian civilian gliders have invaded the "imperialist" nation and have destroyed an outhouse (or the imperial capitol building, whatever you wanna call it)
Colodia requests it adds half of the nation to it's territory (adding 2 sq. ft. of area to Colodia)
The Devaryn Portal
03-03-2004, 08:55
I am afraid to say this but you all suck so...i'm invading you all. My army of 10000000000000000000000000.78 Billion is first invading this Credonia Place. You have 5 minutes to surrender your women or ELSE.
"I wonder what would happen if I raised the air temperature of that nation by 200 kelvins for 1.53 E3.2 seconds?"
"I dunno... want to find out?"
"Sure. Get the candles; I'll gather some chalk...."
Kanuckistan
03-03-2004, 09:00
I am afraid to say this but you all suck so...i'm invading you all. My army of 10000000000000000000000000.78 Billion is first invading this Credonia Place. You have 5 minutes to surrender your women or ELSE.
People of the world, our spys have revealed some good news, and some bad news.
The bad news? He does infact have an army of 10000000000000000000000000.78 Billion
The good news? Most of these soldiers are infact recently conscripted and poorly trained grains of sand, pits of dirt, and a few thousand assorted insects and varrious small animals.