NationStates Jolt Archive


Lashuga and Kmart Land invade the small region of crete

Lashuga
01-03-2004, 14:13
LBC News Break

Today, President Dan Gluko announced that the army is moving into the small region of crete.

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10 B-2 Spirit Bombers each loaded with 10 canisters of Liquid nitrogen each escorted by 4 F-22s were sent into the Region of Crete. They banked left to head towards The Democratic Republic of Kanzonia. 5 B-2s flew towards the capital city of Iraklion and dropped their payload on the Capitol Building and the National University. The other five B-2s headed towards the city of Chania and dropped their payload on the National Museum of Natrual History and the Hotels in Chania.

OOC: These attacks were not unprovoked. In RL Kanzonia made many threating gestures that they would attack Lashuga and Kmart Land. After those, Kmart Land and I decided to take action. He should never gain control ever again.
Phoenixius
01-03-2004, 14:19
Whats the point of the liquid nitrogen? You planning of freezing everyone?
01-03-2004, 14:21
The Republic of Kmart Land has agreed to help Lashuga. Altho, Kmart Land does not wish to take such violent actions. Kmart Land has sent in 500 peace-keeper troops into Iraklion. They have been sent in so taht there are no violent uprisings or Guerilla Warfare. Actions MAY be taken onto Kanzonia.

Also, just in case, 10 Penguin-22's soar high above the sky each with 15 sidewinders 15-skyflash and 10 pheonix. The stealth planes fly extremely high above Kanzonia way out of any radar that Kanzonia owns.
01-03-2004, 14:28
The liquid nitrogen dropped on the two cities have caused almost 3 million lives to be lost. I am in exile. Please help my nation. We don't have much military resources, we are just a developing country and the only on the island. So everyone else please help me fight against these people.
Lashuga
01-03-2004, 22:15
500 troops have been sent into every major city in the Region of Crete.(which only contains one country) Curfews of 10 O'Clock PM have been put into place. If someone breaks the curfew it is punishble by 2 years jail time. All the convicts in Kanzonia's Jails were shipped to the state of the art Higler Prison in Lashuga. Thus freeing up jail space for curfew breakers. The capitol building is still frozen and there is no clue to whether the president of Kanzonia is alive or dead.

LBC Evening News-Hello, today in the news, President Gluko moved thousands of troops into the cities of Kanzonia. President Gluko hopes to make Kanzonia to Lashuga what Peurto Rico is to the USA. He gave a speech to the men. But, since no camera men were allowed inside the building where he gave it it is not there.

Lashugese Embassy in Kmart Land
"We have devised a plan to have us both get part of Crete." Said Ambassador John Knuman of Lashuga.
"How is that?"Asked Kmart Land's Lashugese Ambassador.
Knuman pulled a map out of his pocket.
"You see you get the top half of the country."
OOC: Kmart Land I will e-mail you the map I made. I cant get it to work online.
IC:"So do you agree?" Asked Knuman
The Zoogie People
01-03-2004, 22:27
Zoogiedom of The Zoogie Isles

Statement:

We are most disturbed by these attacks on another nation by a member of the Isles. The Isles is committed to peace, not war. The nation in question may have indeed threatened Lashuga, but it was a threat, nothing more. A full retaliatory response is NOT required unless he attacks - in which case, we shall ensure his painful demise. Without proof, this looks like nothing but imperialistic action, something we do not in any way condone.

Understand that Lashuga is not operating with the full support and consent of the Isles. We also wish Lashuga to attempt diplomacy first, or if that is not possible, to avoid attacking civilian targets, especially museusms.

To ensure order, we have tasked Neifi Group, consisting of two aircraft carriers, two Arleigh Burke class destroyers, one Spruance class destroyer, one Oliver Perry class frigate, two Ticonderoga-class cruisers, one Sohcahtoan-class submarine, and two AOE-6 class supply ships, to the area. We hope to halt this conflict.



William Ciel
President
The Zoogie People




http://www.townoffrisco.com/isles.jpg

To think that Populus Zoogilarum would once again go to war...but freedom and civil liberties of all we must protect.
The Zoogie People
01-03-2004, 23:22
Proposed:

Rules of Cease-fire



The rules of cease-fire in this conflict will be as thus: Lashuga shall withdraw all forces he has from the island of Crete, and pay reparations for damage caused, up to $500 million. The invaded nation gets to whack Lashuga over the head for taking a joke too seriously, but gets to be whacked in return for making a joke of that nature. The two nations are also to establish trade.
Dontgonearthere
01-03-2004, 23:38
DGNT is curiouse as to how liquid nitrogen caused so many deaths, wouldnt it turn liquid and/or evaporate before it got to the ground?
The Zoogie People
01-03-2004, 23:52
From AIM communications with Lashuga, it was the enemy nation who decided the casualties, not him...maybe Lashuga should change it to bombs then.
Novoya Rosiya
01-03-2004, 23:55
I offcource will help my fellow nations if needed, but I think this country should be left in peace, after all we could squish it like a bug so I recomend we send insome peace keepers and withdraw forces...
Novoya Rosiya
01-03-2004, 23:55
I offcource will help my fellow nations if needed, but I think this country should be left in peace, after all we could squish it like a bug so I recomend we send insome peace keepers and withdraw forces...
DemonicYoshis
02-03-2004, 00:00
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I will support lashuga. I will send 58 seawolf subs to destroy all unallied
ships.( I keep all valuable loot recovered from shipwreks.)
The Zoogie People
02-03-2004, 00:21
Demonic Yoshis has announced that he is indeed supporting Lashuga in this battle, which is currently being debated for a peace settlement. He also announced that he is sending 20 (I'm sorry, 58 is a tad overkil) Seawolf-class submarines to the area.

Demonic Yoshis's intentions are clear here - to destroy unallied ships. That is to say, the navy of the Crete region is going to be annihilated. We ask not for a show of force here. We therefore ask you to turn your submarines around.



OOC: Tone down the number, it's too high.
Lashuga
02-03-2004, 01:51
Lashuga is deeply sorry for taking an empty threat as an attack on their country. All troops have been moved out of Kanzonia and the government has given 500 million dollars to rebuild the buildings which were frozen and will pay a sum of 50 Billion every year for the families of those lost in the attack. The lives of many people may never be the same. Lashuga is once again deeply sorry and will never rush to a judgement before deliberating it ever again.

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President Dan Gluko
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DemonicYoshis
02-03-2004, 03:48
I will withdraw my subs and donate 10 million dollars to help rebuild the
cities.
Novoya Rosiya
03-03-2004, 14:02
" Novoya Rosiya is sending in peacekeepers into the region of Crete, this oppseration's point is to keep peace in this region and to make sure the citizens are going to be happy. These people are going to be here for two years and this opperation is flawless!" said Secretary of Defence Don Kerlley

Novoya Rosiya is sending in 500 Peacekeepers and 50 humvees into Crete

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Lashuga
03-03-2004, 14:08
Lashuga has taken a colony in the region of Crete. Excudo, the colony, will not take any military action. If they do Lashga's military wil control their cities and set up border control.

To: Novoya Rosiya
From: The Lashugese Governement
Please remove your peacekeeper troops. Send them home to tehir families. There is no need for them to be in Crete. Lashuga will take care of Excudo if it gets roudy. There are no troops in Kanzonia and we would like to keep it that way. Please remove your troops now. There is no need for them to be there.
Lashuga
03-03-2004, 14:12
bump :P
03-03-2004, 14:17
all Troops have been taken out of what is LEFT of the small section of crete. No money wil be given :P mu-hahaha....ok...fine...1 mil...poop heads
03-03-2004, 14:44
I the emperor of the ESUN hereby plege support to Lashuga in the event of futer conflicts. i main tain a army of fanaticle troops...and ihave extensive penal legions too throw away as cannon foder (ooc well it said i throw any law breakers in jail so might as well use em :D ) also my empire is begining to experiment with mobile suti tech. so i will shre such tech once it has been succefully made (ooc i hope to gather specimins from my battle with daneland as a startin piont...whic is why i am engaged in a war that really dosnt affect me lol)
Lashuga
07-03-2004, 01:06
Thirty Men slowly walked into Yantech Headquarters. They dashed over to the testing room and stepped onto two large vehciles. They hovered out as silently as they came in. THey had just stolen the two prototype LH-5 Fait Accompli Lander Hovercraft. They got to the secret base in Excudo and loaded each of the crafts up with 30 troops each. Each troop was carrying an AK-108 and an XD9 pistol. The troops slipped around the border and into the city of Heraklio. They all went up onto the beach. There were some teenagers kissing on the sand. The front right gunner quickly swhot them with the mounted 12.7mm machine gun. All the troops on the first craft jumped off and stormed the first ten beach houses. They shot them quickly and silently. The other hovercraft went farther up the beach to City Hall and snuck in. The hovercrafts were hidden in a pier building. The next day at 6 O'Clock while everyone was walking into work they were caught in a crossfire between them. The troops ran outside to the Pier where the drivers were waiting. The door burst open and the two hovercrafts with all the men on them. They were cruising along at 45.3 knots and the machinegunners were blasting away at anything they could see. The men went off into the sunrise feeling that they accomplished god's work. When they made it back into Excudo they were promptly arrested by Lashugese Forces.
Lashuga
07-03-2004, 01:08
bump
Lashuga
07-03-2004, 01:08
bump
Lashuga
07-03-2004, 01:08
bump
Lashuga
07-03-2004, 15:39
King Ferdinand
"We are greatly sorry for what our colony did to a Heraklion Beach anf it's city hall. These attacks by our Colony will not be tolerated and we will take action on them."
Penguisiana
07-03-2004, 15:51
OOC: you are so mean