NationStates Jolt Archive

Our conflict in eriopia has involved us with rouge rebels.We have captured over 500,000 of them.Since they are all rapists,murderers and pychotics we are selling them.We dont what u care use'em for just as long as it is a punishment.Just name your price and then I will sell them to you.

Note: there are no children or woman just adult males.

If you have a hunger problem in your coutry we'll humanely kill some rebels for free and ship the meat to your countrys relief stations.

Hmm...materials for the Genetics project, and target practice for the elites...

How does 500,000 USD for all sound?

May we buy 100 at the price of 500american dollars per head.We will use them as target practice against our elite guards in trainging.This will help them dearly.

Seems we must,raise the price.Edit:I mean for 2000 each

We will take them all. I need them for cheap agricultural labour. Like prisons do everywhere.

$1.5 million is my bid

I would like to raise my bid to 100 million for all of them.

So now it's an auction, eh?

We bid 5 billion.

The Jingoistic States of the Invincible deplores this atrocity, and has sent an elite force consisting of shock jocks and storm forecasters, complemented by untold pocketfulls of dandelion seeds, awaiting deployment in enemy Eriopian soil.

I would like to raise my bid to 5.5 billion for all of them.

Hey no auctions! Superman American.Your order is confirmed.everone elses order is confirmed.But Communist louisiana we cant sell all of them but we can send oh....... 200,000.please wire the money now.

*funds wired*

how much for the 200 thousand?

We are appalled by your actions in selling people. However lowly you may consider them, they ought to be tried in a fair court of law, not sold as property. We take with us all Zoogie involvement in your war with the rebels.

We are appalled by your actions in selling people. However lowly you may consider them, they ought to be tried in a fair court of law, not sold as property. We take with us all Zoogie involvement in your war with the rebels.

Funds of 200,000 wired.This will complete our 1st and 2nd Elite Guard Units.We thank you for you willingness to sell people under the scrutany of many others.

Funds of 200,000 wired.This will complete our 1st and 2nd Elite Guard Units.We thank you for you willingness to sell people under the scrutany of many others.

Funds of 200,000 wired.This will complete our 1st and 2nd Elite Guard Units.We thank you for you willingness to sell people under the scrutany of many others.

Communist Lousiana 200 thousand will cost 8,000$ And the zoogie people please we do not want war.We will send some slaves but I warn you they are sick and pychotic.

Well take 20,000 of these criminals.

They are perfect subjects for testing a new program to rehabilitate criminals for military service, and eventualy become functionalf society.

We will buy the remainder to free them.

This is horrible! CL, I am appualed to see a close ally buy into this slave trade! These people deserve better, they shouldn't be hunted down in order to train elite guards! What ever happened to life in prison? Can there be no humanitarian answer?

Coidzor laughs at the Leftist Hallad and inquires how many are left at this juncture...

Tthis is no laughing matter, it involves peoples lives! The True Directorate of Hallad can ony imagine what sort of sick right wing dictatorship is in control of Coidzor. It is truely sickening!

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The True Directorate

Hallad why the are you on the side of rapists,murderers and pychos in fact one person in the slave camp has raped 45 children and then murdered over 8 of them!!! :!: Oh Free Antartica your order is confimred please wire the money.BTW good luck with your tes project.


Feline- Feline we have gotten 400,000 more slaves so I can give you 89,000 for 100 dollars okay?

The Republic of Al Anbar would like to be interested in "purchasing" the remainder.

(OOC: :twisted: )

Uhhh well how about ohhh uhhh 100,000 for 1,000 dollars.Plus we will throw in some EA-90 high-tech assault rifles.

We have a simple question: Can they sing and dance? If so, we would like to hire some of them out as entertainers at our prison birthdays. For some reason, the amount of entertainers applying dropped to nothing after Bonzo the clown got knifed while juggling. Hmmm, wonder why?

Uhhh well how about ohhh uhhh 100,000 for 1,000 dollars.Plus we will throw in some EA-90 high-tech assault rifles.

OOC: For me? If so...

IC:

We will agree to that deal.

Sure we can have the most sane ones go if they refuse to perform they will work in the acid mines.

OKay AL anbar order confirmed please wire the money.

Central Bank of Al Anbar

742 Dinars ($1,000) has been wired to the Bank of Eriopia.

thank you.

I have to announce 600,000 rebels just came in.

We also have caught a band of them executing a family.We will give all 9 of them for 4 cents.

We'll take all 600,009 for 50,000 USD.

Iraqi Satellite Channel

Just hours after the first Eriopians arrived in Al Anbar, Iraqi Satellite Television broadcasted a "special message" from a group called the "FEF".

Four men, with skymasks over their faces, two RPG-7's and four AK-47's, sit in light room.

"This is the first message of the Free Eriopian Forces. The FEF has been established by Eriopians fed up with the oppressive regime currently in power in our homeland," reads one of the men from a sheet of paper. "We will crush this government. This regime must be destroyed. All of Eriopia support our movement!"

"The FEF will not rest until the slave trader regime is destroyed and the power restored to the people!"

I would like to buy 20,000 of the rebels and criminals for a new anti-crime/terrorism agancy. They will be trained in stealth tactics, martial arts, weapondry, military tactics, adapting to the envormentlyand bio-warfare and I assuer you half of them will not make it through the training. In fact this is test raining to see if this would work on my country men

We are not asking for war. We are simply appalled by your actions and can no longer support your war against the rebels. We cannot in good conscience contribute to the taking and selling of slaves. All our military presence in your country sent to help put down the rebellion have withdrawn.

We are not asking for war. We are simply appalled by your actions and can no longer support your war against the rebels. We cannot in good conscience contribute to the taking and selling of slaves. All our military presence in your country sent to help put down the rebellion have withdrawn.

Well okay zoogie... im sorry you amy pull out your forces and there are no grudges.Wel Yugoslavia since your new you can have them all for free they are on their way to your nation.

Al Anbar- If you give me more info we will be glad to help you and your people.

*MONEY WIRED*

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