29-02-2004, 22:22
The newly-formed Kingdom of Pizzahutjellytotland, in the region The Lost Contintent has been attracting adverse publicity recently for his/her random declarations of haphazard indulgence and free sweets and fast food for everyone. In a recent state appearance, the king (resplendent in a designer gown by leading fashion label McNam, which looked like a giant frog complete with attached latex arms and blue chiffon water-effect skirt) announced his intentions for his people with merely the words 'Yay! Free jelly beans and McChicken Sandwiches for everyone!'. after which he threw takeaway food and confectionery liberally into the waiting crowds.
The country's press, whilst acknowledging that he is in fact a complete nutter, support the King in his crusade to bring unhealthy food to the mass populace, but only because they get free Pizza Hut Cheesecake as part of a government scheme entitled 'Cheesecake for Journalists', launched under the King's orders last month.
The country's press, whilst acknowledging that he is in fact a complete nutter, support the King in his crusade to bring unhealthy food to the mass populace, but only because they get free Pizza Hut Cheesecake as part of a government scheme entitled 'Cheesecake for Journalists', launched under the King's orders last month.