NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: I won't be on much today, so your response may not be responded to for awhile.
IC:
The Freedom Fighting Organization (ahem..cough cough...) of Terrorist Cells, in it's war on imperialist terror, needs weaponry. From AK's to Beretta's to C4 to..if we could get any...tanks, we need ANYTHING possible to get. However, small arms are best.

If you would not mind providing me with weapons, please respond and say how much of what you wish to donate. Have a very nice day.

do you think I'm stupid enough to give terrorists weapons? You're not fighting imperialist terror, you ARE imperialist terror!

We can trade.
Our organization produces stocks of AK-47's, our main weapon, and our engineers are working to produce high quality explosives.
All we need from you is your support. Even if just general support, and not with money.
We also have some unused APC's and small rocket launchers.

We will GIVE you for FREE! 5 nuclear bombs droped via bomber to you.Give us your location and they will be there in no time! this cannot be told to anyone

SINCERLY-John Ahard

OOC: I won't be on much today, so your response may not be responded to for awhile.
IC:
The Freedom Fighting Organization (ahem..cough cough...) of Terrorist Cells, in it's war on imperialist terror, needs weaponry. From AK's to Beretta's to C4 to..if we could get any...tanks, we need ANYTHING possible to get. However, small arms are best.

If you would not mind providing me with weapons, please respond and say how much of what you wish to donate. Have a very nice day.

I'm imperialistic..you intend to use any of those weapons on me?

OOC: I won't be on much today, so your response may not be responded to for awhile.
IC:
The Freedom Fighting Organization (ahem..cough cough...) of Terrorist Cells, in it's war on imperialist terror, needs weaponry. From AK's to Beretta's to C4 to..if we could get any...tanks, we need ANYTHING possible to get. However, small arms are best.

If you would not mind providing me with weapons, please respond and say how much of what you wish to donate. Have a very nice day.

We have suppliers, anything you need (within reason) we can supply you with.

OOC: I won't be on much today, so your response may not be responded to for awhile.
IC:
The Freedom Fighting Organization (ahem..cough cough...) of Terrorist Cells, in it's war on imperialist terror, needs weaponry. From AK's to Beretta's to C4 to..if we could get any...tanks, we need ANYTHING possible to get. However, small arms are best.

If you would not mind providing me with weapons, please respond and say how much of what you wish to donate. Have a very nice day.

We have suppliers, anything you need (within reason) we can supply you with.

That was a predictable response.

We can trade.
Our organization produces stocks of AK-47's, our main weapon, and our engineers are working to produce high quality explosives.
All we need from you is your support. Even if just general support, and not with money.
We also have some unused APC's and small rocket launchers.

I highly recommend you shut-up.
If you try something stupid, it'll cost the lives of your fighters in the Kelares-Islands.
Be warned.

We formally invite you to Renard, simply introduce yourselves to passport control and claim your free room, followed by a flight to which ever nation applies for extradition first!

Sacrasctic Comment on Renardian Message Board

OOC: I won't be on much today, so your response may not be responded to for awhile.
IC:
The Freedom Fighting Organization (ahem..cough cough...) of Terrorist Cells, in it's war on imperialist terror, needs weaponry. From AK's to Beretta's to C4 to..if we could get any...tanks, we need ANYTHING possible to get. However, small arms are best.

If you would not mind providing me with weapons, please respond and say how much of what you wish to donate. Have a very nice day.

We have suppliers, anything you need (within reason) we can supply you with.

That was a predictable response.

OOC: So was that :roll:

Be quiet now, please.

Of course there is the question of what possible use a tank could be to terrorists...

Are you kidding? A tank has many uses! Mainly, fighting, but it could be sold, or used as defense in our main base (which isn't that big...). As for responses
1. Those of you who threaten to arrest us..as we haven't commited any terrorist acts yet, I'd like to see what you'd charge us with.
2. Those of you who wish to provide us with weapons...we will contact you by telegram for specifics.
3.Castania Markadov, we are glorrified that you would give us nukes! Thank you so much! Please drop one to each of the five following locations, we have main bases in the area.
1. Capital of Credonia
2. Capital of Free Pacific States
3. Your Capital
4. Your most major city
5. The City of Faramount in Free Pacific States
-Simply drop a nuke at any of these locations from a bomber, and we'll be sure to pick it up! Thanks again!

3.Castania Markadov, we are glorrified that you would give us nukes! Thank you so much! Please drop one to each of the five following locations, we have main bases in the area.
1. Capital of Credonia
2. Capital of Free Pacific States
3. Your Capital
4. Your most major city
5. The City of Faramount in Free Pacific States
-Simply drop a nuke at any of these locations from a bomber, and we'll be sure to pick it up! Thanks again!

Umm, one point:
do you mean that those cities are your enemies or they are your cities(because if they are, a bomb from a plane means NO MORE TERRORISTS!

I meant enemies, sarcastically. Sry, but it just seemed kind of open...

OOC: TC, I'm not going to just GIVE you the weapons.

You want them...you set up a time and a date, and we will RP it out.

3.Castania Markadov, we are glorrified that you would give us nukes! Thank you so much! Please drop one to each of the five following locations, we have main bases in the area.
1. Capital of Credonia
2. Capital of Free Pacific States
3. Your Capital
4. Your most major city
5. The City of Faramount in Free Pacific States
-Simply drop a nuke at any of these locations from a bomber, and we'll be sure to pick it up! Thanks again!

Umm, one point:
do you mean that those cities are your enemies or they are your cities(because if they are, a bomb from a plane means NO MORE TERRORISTS!

Hmmm not really...I like those people....

Are you kidding? A tank has many uses! Mainly, fighting, but it could be sold, or used as defense in our main base (which isn't that big

A tank is also big, visisble, dificult to move, easily traceable, requireing of a msssive about of resources to sopport them and not exactly siuted to terrorist style warfare...

Good point.

We will GIVE you for FREE! 5 nuclear bombs droped via bomber to you.Give us your location and they will be there in no time! this cannot be told to anyone

SINCERLY-John Ahard

you're so funny...

Private Message, Terrorist Cells((OOC: secret..))

In exchange for guarantees of Eredronian immunity to terrorist strikes by your organization, as well as full cooperation in carrying out attacks on targets designated by the Republic, Eredron would be willing to fund Terrorist Cells, at 1.3 billion Eredronian Marks a year((this would be smaller initially, but increase when you show yourself capable of intelligent RPing)), while providing the TC organization with limited supplies of conventional and...unconventional weapons of war.


Official Press Release

The Confederated Republic of Eredron condemns the use and support of terrorism.

Secret IC:

I can supply Eredon with the unconventional weapons against a reduced tariff (30% off). This agreement, contracts as well as the payments will remain absolutely secret.

Private Communique, Holy Panooly

Your offer, while appreciated, is nevertheless unnecessary.

confidential message to Eredron:

Pity you refuse our offer. If you need anything at all, we are at your service. Our thanks for your attention.

Response to Eredron Message (OOC: Secret, of course):
We are glorified that you will send us so much! Trust me, you are totally immune to our attacks, and we will help you in any way you feel necesary!
Simply send us a telegram, or send instructions on this thread. Tranfer the money to the following Swiss Bank Acount: 23476-A532-346BE. Again, thank you very much! It is good to know that others support us in our freedom fight against the evil of the world!

Note: FYI, my current targets are:
Dark Terror (as soon as I get permission to rp with him)
Free Pacific States (though I don't think I'm going to continue attacking him).
As well as any targets you wish attacked. Have a nice day!