Crossroads Inc
29-02-2004, 08:02
*FLASH*
In a news release only moments ago, the Lord High CEO of Crossroads Inc. was the victum of a Dastardly plot by what seems to be Crossroads Incs first Terrorist group!
At a Phot op at the opening of a Happy Kitten Pie Plant in the City of Telgar, a group of three hooded Terroists attacked the CEO.
The attack was carried out by a hyper active Feeret on pixie sticks that was realised straight at the CEO by one of the Terrorists.
"He never knew what hit him!" reported a near by Employee who wittnesed a 'Blurry streak of Fur' race toward the CEO. An Intern who was posing with the Lord High CEO at the time realised this statment.
"Shock! Simply Shock! would group of madmen would stoop to using hyper Ferrets to attack out nations Leader! Employees all over the Crossroads were genuially outraged.
"Our nation never had these problems before! How will we cope? What will we do?"
The Lord High CEO was rushed to the CCCT emergancy medical centain for care. He was reported with light injuries, bites and scratches, but is expected to make a full recovery. Displaying to be still in control of the nation, he called avisors to his Hospitile bed to give a briefing that has yet to be realised.
As of yet no one knows thae name or motive of the attackers, it was reported one of them shouted "'For Lord Zepliblurginhammer!'" But this cannot be confiremd. The Terrorists themslves, who leapt into a nearby plothole and vanished, were reportidly 'overly large from normal employees' Police are currently combing the countryside looking for them.
In a news release only moments ago, the Lord High CEO of Crossroads Inc. was the victum of a Dastardly plot by what seems to be Crossroads Incs first Terrorist group!
At a Phot op at the opening of a Happy Kitten Pie Plant in the City of Telgar, a group of three hooded Terroists attacked the CEO.
The attack was carried out by a hyper active Feeret on pixie sticks that was realised straight at the CEO by one of the Terrorists.
"He never knew what hit him!" reported a near by Employee who wittnesed a 'Blurry streak of Fur' race toward the CEO. An Intern who was posing with the Lord High CEO at the time realised this statment.
"Shock! Simply Shock! would group of madmen would stoop to using hyper Ferrets to attack out nations Leader! Employees all over the Crossroads were genuially outraged.
"Our nation never had these problems before! How will we cope? What will we do?"
The Lord High CEO was rushed to the CCCT emergancy medical centain for care. He was reported with light injuries, bites and scratches, but is expected to make a full recovery. Displaying to be still in control of the nation, he called avisors to his Hospitile bed to give a briefing that has yet to be realised.
As of yet no one knows thae name or motive of the attackers, it was reported one of them shouted "'For Lord Zepliblurginhammer!'" But this cannot be confiremd. The Terrorists themslves, who leapt into a nearby plothole and vanished, were reportidly 'overly large from normal employees' Police are currently combing the countryside looking for them.