Greater Burzum
29-02-2004, 07:25
The People's Republic of Burzum has experienced a spike in population this week, among other positive events surrounding the nation. The break in federal income tax has ultimately had a positive effect on the everyday lives of the working class causing them to work harder and elevate productivity, thereby enhancing the economy and allowing for a larger military budget. Count Grishnackh, Sovereign Emperor of Greater Burzum, had this to say in Sunday's Press Release:
"It was as I suspected, the people of Greater Burzum are an intelligent, like-minded people...We needed funding for our Civil Air Defence system and now we are that much closer to being able to afford it without dire reprocusions in our economy...with the help of this recent boom in the economy and a contract with the independent military contractor agency "Odin" we will finally be able to make our dream of security a reality."
Greater Burzum has also been the source of many rumours in the international community regarding it's top secret Civil Air Defence system. All that is known currently is that the F-3 DeathDealer will provide Air Support in the event of an unwanton attack against the nation. The biggest noise, however, comes from the alledged plan to outfit large anti-aircraft guns in the peaks of Stormblåst, the mountain range that surrounds Burzum on all sides. While these rumours are still unsubstantiated more news will come when it happens.
"It was as I suspected, the people of Greater Burzum are an intelligent, like-minded people...We needed funding for our Civil Air Defence system and now we are that much closer to being able to afford it without dire reprocusions in our economy...with the help of this recent boom in the economy and a contract with the independent military contractor agency "Odin" we will finally be able to make our dream of security a reality."
Greater Burzum has also been the source of many rumours in the international community regarding it's top secret Civil Air Defence system. All that is known currently is that the F-3 DeathDealer will provide Air Support in the event of an unwanton attack against the nation. The biggest noise, however, comes from the alledged plan to outfit large anti-aircraft guns in the peaks of Stormblåst, the mountain range that surrounds Burzum on all sides. While these rumours are still unsubstantiated more news will come when it happens.