NationStates Jolt Archive

The expansive Islamic-Communist terrorist group known as People's Jihad, having ruled Haiti for over sixty years, have begun threatening the international community as a whole with terrorist attacks funded and perpetuated by the government unless the international community recognizes the rogue nation and raises trade barriers immediately.

"Our mujahideen will stop at nothing to liberate our brothers and sisters from the oppressors - christians and burgeoisie alike! If these foolish nations continue to starve our people and bombard our shores with enemies of the revolution, we shall export OUR revolution - along with thousands upon thousands of our suicide bombers, angry mobs, and our weapons of mass liberation." claims Omar Tah'Shed, Haiti's Head of State.

In a shocking press statement, Omar Tah'Shed also revealed the regime's massive nuclear weapons program has successfully produced over 1,000 nuclear warheads loaded onto various Soviet-era ICBMs, as well as assembled a sizable arsenal of several deadly toxins, such as anthrax and botulance.

The question remains: How will the international community react?

Emperor Vahn made the following statements:

"..we have nothing to fear from these fools.."

"..we have over ten times more nuclear weapons, they pose no threat to us."

"..military action may result since this area will be regared as neurtal territory that is harboring terrorists..."

150,000 troops were put on high alert, and regular air patrols were picked up. The anti-missle defense system was also put on high alert.

We await the actions of the international community.

The latest word from the Haitian Ministry of Equality and Liberation has been one of quiet optimism, as they are quite sure Teliria will see their point of view soon enough.

In a press statement earlier this afternoon, Generalissimo Muhammed Saeed Al'Sarjaff has given authorization for child suicide bombers to be ferried into Telliria's borders at a yet-to-be-decided time, unless peaceful negotiations are started soon.

No war was ever started, further threats will result in your neutral territory being claimed by Telliria.

We will not be daunted, the children will still come to Telliria so that they may have a better future.

"Be warned..."

"If one Kiddie Bomb goes off, you will have Mekanta's orbital weapons systems using Haiti for target practice."

"Do you want to know what happens to a tyrannical island nation when it's bombarded with shells that have roughly the same force as an asteroid impact capable of destroying a large city?"

"The same thing that happens to everything else..."