NationStates Jolt Archive

Once again, a group of atheists, Muslims, and members of other religions has come to our national state department in Charlotte. They wish to be exiled to a nation where they can freely worship whatever.

Our nation has religious freedom as a part of it's bill of rights. However, from our splitting of the United States - we brought back the Lord Jesus Christ into public life and government. We do not agree with persecuting, and most of our citizens are tolerant of non-Christians beliefs. However, our nation is 93% Christian, mostly Baptist, and this scares some of the atheists and non-Christians: especially being an international haven for Christians.

With the non-Christians seeking exile to other nations, we will trade them for any Christians that might suffer persecution or prison in other nations. Although we prefer our nationals leaving get equal rights and religious freedom wherever they might land.

They can freely worship in Commorargh. We will pay for everything!

How many and what demoninations?

And in return, what would you want?

We can take 1000. No hassel!

Well give you 1000 Christians who have revolted against the government...

no probleam we will give you 500 christions that participated in a uprising aganst me but we get 600 non-christions

Give us every atheist of your nation and we'll give you an equal number of Christians.

Give us every atheist of your nation and we'll give you an equal number of Christians.

Atheists make up about 3.3% of F&D's population - or almost 39 million. You entire population is roughly a seventh of that.

What about 750.000 atheists for 750.000 Christians?

Give us all your non-Christians, and we'll send an equal number of Christians. We'll pay for the Christians' airline fees, you pay for those of the non-Christians.