NationStates Jolt Archive

NS' greatest warriors battle it out in single combat for supremecy of the lounge!

So,what's this soposed to be about

you come in here, pick your "weapon of choice" and fight whoever else is in here. i'm gonna go with... razor sharp adamantium claws, and a healing factor.

I'll go with eight tons of C4 and a suitcase nuke.

SNIKT
i pop my claws, run over to you and spill your intestines all over the floor.

Hey, I detonated my C4 first.

healing factor. heals almost all near fatal wounds within minutes.

*Enters with HPSaucian Demolition-Hot-Sauce*

*Shoots*

*Demolishes arena*

*Leaves*

it burns, it burns.

it burns, it burns.

as my skin painfully begins to grow back.

I jab everyone with my pointy stick. It doesn't hurt, but it is kind of annoying.

:roll: :? oooookaay. i'll switch to my magical wiffle ball bat of doom.

Fine then...if you can heal, I'll reduce you to your constituent particles so your cells can't reproduce any more (not that you'll have any).

Suit case nuke, I choose you (anyone remember Pokemon?).

*Re-enters*

*Removes Dark Lord Chaos' brain*

*Jumps up and down on brain*

*Minces brain*

Just try and regenerate from that.

WAP!
i smash yur face in with my bat.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A BRAIN ANY MORE! HOW CAN YOU WAP HIM WITHOUT A BRAIN!?

I choose my particle accelerator that can create a black hole.

BTW, I am in orbit around Pluto and I fire it at Earth... A giant black hole is created and you are sucked in and stretched to infinity. Bye.

This sounds fun.

*Grabs an unstealable invincibility sheild, an AK-47, and a monkey and runs into the lounge*

*The monkey steals The Dark Lord Chaos' healing factoe, as I shoot the crap out of him

actually i can regenerate entire organs, lungs, brain, etc. well and actually wolverine once survived a nucleur waepon aimed at his head once. i don't know if i can get out of something bigger though.

switch to thanos' power. black holes have no affect on higher dimensional beings. that monkey is anoyying.
STOMP.

or how about, franklin richards. i create a pocket dimension, stick you all in it and erase your minds.

Your mind is already erased! I cut out your freaking brain! Even if you grew a new one you'd have no memories!

I've now tied everyones shoe laces together. Hilarity ensues.

deadpool's healing factor has demonstrated that when the brain grows back so do the meories. like growing back an arm, with all the tatoos still on.

never take on a comic book geek on his own territory.

back to the wiffle ball bat. this time it also generates a force field.

yeah, well i start turning green and grwoing bigger and bigger.

CLAWS SMASH PUNY CHAOS MAN!

i pound you, your bat, and your forcefield into the ground.

deadpool's healing factor has demonstrated that when the brain grows back so do the meories. like growing back an arm, with all the tatoos still on.

What. A. Load. Of. Crap.

I've signed up everyones email address on gay porn sites. tee hee! Everyones inbox is now flooded with gay porn!

never take on a comic book geek on his own territory.

*Takes out an authentic first edition of the first "xmen" comic, and a lighter, and burns the comic.*

do you want me to quote chapter and verse to you. i have the issue and i know the issue number. deadpool gets shot in the head with a large calibur pistol, blwing his brains out. before that he got blown up, and he's died four times previously. all six time his brain has regenerated all previous memories, and some new one.

do you want me to quote chapter and verse to you. i have the issue and i know the issue number. deadpool gets shot in the head with a large calibur pistol, blwing his brains out. before that he got blown up, and he's died four times previously. all six time his brain has regenerated all previous memories, and some new one.

Yes. And comic books are an accurate portrayal of reality :roll:

takes an axe and lodges it in the back of free antarctica's head.

and this is an accurate portrayel of reality? we're in a lounge fighting with any means necassary under the names of fictional nations that we "govern."

*Uses GOD laser to eliminate DLC for his pedantry*

*sneaks up behind sauce and devours his soul*

I've put saran wrap on Adamantium Claws toilet. *snicker*

I've put saran wrap on Adamantium Claws toilet. *snicker*

*DRINKS SO MUCH DRINKS AND SO MUCH FOOD THEN PEES THE LARGEST FLOOD IN HISTORY AND DROWNING EVERYONE!!!! AND THERE NATIONS!!! AND MAKES A LARGE POO BUT IM WEARING A GAS MASK AND MY NATION IS ON SUPER STILTS SO IT DONT FLOOD AND MY NATION HAS A SUPER FORCEFIELD AROUND IT SO NO SMELL CAN GET PAST IT AND THE POO SMOOSHES YA!!!* why didnt you tell me it would be so much fun?

*Grabs the axe out of head.*

Cute, now you want to know what really hurts? Getting shot with a cannon.

*Smaks Adamantium Claws with a soap on a rope.*

what about your pedantry concerning comic books?

What about it?

Hotdogs taste good cooked, but better raw! kinda like humans!

I've put a burning bag of dog doo-doo on Free Antarticas front door. *rings bell*

teehee

O MY GOD!!!

This could start a fire or something!

STOMP!!!


SQUISH!

http://www.kubertsworld.com/gallery/adam_wolverine107.jpg i'm the guy witht the claws, you people are the rest.

Those claws hurt my intestons.

*Shoots Adamantium Claws with a cannon.*

um. ouch. *blackened with smoke and cannonball stuck in stomach*

i push free antarctica into a bottomless spirit pit. free anarcteca screams,"go growl backs." Tiborita claims, "when you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation."

http://www.kubertsworld.com/gallery/adam_wolverine107.jpg i'm the guy witht the claws, you people are the rest.
I wait for the guy with the claws goes to sleep, and then I put his hand into a bucket of warm water.

bursts out of sand, crysknife in hand, i slit amundo's throat cause he has't done anything yet.

i push free antarctica into a bottomless spirit pit. free anarcteca screams,"go growl backs." Tiborita claims, "when you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation."
You ever wonder how they found out that this pit really has no bottom?

in cutting my throat, Wandrers cuts an artary blood spurting into wandrers mouth, making him choke to death on my blood

*stomps on zen's toes, with spike boots.*

dude, that's gross.

beat on the dlk beat on the dlk beat on the dlk with a baseball bat! oh yeah oh yeah ohho

becomes, guillotine man. i quikly remove everyone's heads

what the hells with the beating

I've soaked The Zensunni Wanderers toothbrush in pickle juice.

to me my wiffle ball bat of power. i retaliate and beat amundo's head in like a watermelon.

Finds the magik rope.

Climbs up, and gives Amundo a swirly

I'm in the parking lot, sticking bananas into everyones exhaust pipes.

i've got one word for you: GRENADE!

yay! swirly!! Yay!! munchkins attack!!

Hey! exhaust pipe bannanas!

i got the munchies!

oh poo. i duck and cover letting out a monstrous fart that explodes witht the grenade doubling the explosion

Beats DLC with a soap on a rope

kicks antarctica in the face while waering boxing gloves on my fet.

runs in with bomb strapped to myself

Kicks Zensunni in the groin while wearing cleats.

i got the munchies!
*grinds up some Ex-lax* *sprinkles onto nachos*
Hey Amundo! Want some nachos?

brb

Puts super glue on Amundo's chair.

i'll take some natchos.

stabs tiborita in the eye wioth a pencil.

stabs tiborita in the eye wioth a pencil.
You've beaten my 'hand over the bridge of my nose defense'!

Sicks a bunch of blind beggars no everybody.

stabs blind beggers in the eyes, too. won't hinder their vision, but it'll hurt like the dickens.

tee hee! I've put an egg into I Wanna Eat Your Brains shoe!

i drop an anvil on antarctica's head.

Lady Death watchs the fight with interest. Who should she side with?

hey darlin'. how's it goin'.

distractedly, he shoots amundo in the face with a shotgun.

I've put a water ballon on top of a barely open door.

"It's going pretty good." she says as she pulls the water out of the bodies Dark Lord Chaos's enemies. All of the people fall to the ground as dust. "Oh well, I have to go. Later." She leaves. :wink:

well, g2g, people. glad y'all had fun with my idea. if this one get's deletd i'll start anopther one next time i have the time. seeya.

darn you v death! darn you!

I arm myself with mjiolnir, thor's hammer, and prepare myself to battle once again.

hopefully this thread will remain a familiar thing on ns.

I throw a snow cone machine at DLC

i samsh it with my hammer, sending fully made snow cones everywhere.

i hit antarctica in the knees with my hammer.

then i hit him over the head and chuck him out the window

i'll be back on later for more carnage.

*breaks in to DLC's room and moves things around*

Renard is shocked to find, some one in the room waiting for him the claoked ma, pulls out a lon bow and in a blink of an eye 12 arrrows are lodged in Renards flimsy body.


"Thats got to hurt"

yay!!!

yay!!!

yay!!!

come to weapon of choice 2!!

Krypton X sneaks behind Amundo and

Whack Pow!

"I'm not going to even waste an arrow on you!"

come to weapon of choice 2

Crap! Tell me this thread is still not alive! I'm running out of practical jokes...

I crazy glue a quarter to the floor. heh. Look at DLC try to pick it up.

"Tiborita, look behind you!"

"Uh too late I already impaled you on my trusty sword!"


DLC is a friend of mind and no one is allowed to play practical jokes on him, but me!


*click* Light go out

Did you forget I'm a wielder of the Darkness.

"Go get him boys!"


Darklings tear Tiborita limb from limb :twisted:

i run into the room yelling and wearing an anti-darkling bomb.

and an anti-amundo bomb

owww. That smarts. Just for that, I'm going to put regular soap into your dish washer. heh. You're going to be so peeved.

Your arsenal of practical koes have no effect on me.
Prepare to kiss my blade!