Wossamata
28-02-2004, 15:32
This article was in today's (February 28, 2004) national Wossamata newspaper.
FRANKENDIAMOND - Earlier this morning Malcom Denomkinko, 29, assaulted and murdered ten government officials, including the family of Wossamata Vice President Mikey Donges. According to witnesses, Denomkinko was angry about the country's free speech laws. The Wossamata Charter clearly states "All attempts to gain free speech will result in criminal punishment."
As of 9:25AM WTZ, the Wossamata government will institute a $1.5 million plan to create a national courthouse program to "fairly" try these criminals. When completed, the Honorable Willie Winkovitz will preside over the court.
For now, Denomkinko has been placed in solitary confinement and until a permanent courthouse is established, the government has created a new branch: National Anti-Free Speech Organization. The NAFSO will regulate a new anti-free speech bill, which will be decided on before the close of the day.
FRANKENDIAMOND - Earlier this morning Malcom Denomkinko, 29, assaulted and murdered ten government officials, including the family of Wossamata Vice President Mikey Donges. According to witnesses, Denomkinko was angry about the country's free speech laws. The Wossamata Charter clearly states "All attempts to gain free speech will result in criminal punishment."
As of 9:25AM WTZ, the Wossamata government will institute a $1.5 million plan to create a national courthouse program to "fairly" try these criminals. When completed, the Honorable Willie Winkovitz will preside over the court.
For now, Denomkinko has been placed in solitary confinement and until a permanent courthouse is established, the government has created a new branch: National Anti-Free Speech Organization. The NAFSO will regulate a new anti-free speech bill, which will be decided on before the close of the day.