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The terrorist of Terrorist Sanctuary (that's just about everyone except the children) have attacked Mater. 5 Lexus SCs strapped with C-4 drove into Family of Mater's capital and drove up to the Capitol Building stopped the car and took out the key. Which in turn started a chain reaction thorugh the fuel tank where it started to leak and a spark caused a fire which set off the C-4. Not far from the city The Dictatorship of Holy Terrorist Land drove 100 trucks each filled with 20 LARGE mustard gas bombs (supplied by an unknown nation) into another city and set them off. The terrorist hate how the The Matriachal Family let there people rarely ever have political freedom. The Free Land of Terrorists Sancutuary is a very strange nation with many backers such as the rich businessman Jonas Sulk who funds them with 50 billion rupies every year. Sulk is suspected to have a net worth of close to 700 Billion rupies (rupies are rouglhy worth 2 USD) He also earns 80 Billion every year. He created the first Fast-food chain in Terrorist Sanctuay. Just when Mater thought it was over the The Rogue Nation of TeRRoRiSt-MuNcHEr sent in five truck filled with canisters filled saxitoxin. The driver again pulled his key and an explosion occured.

On The evening news that night in TS images from the attacks wear shown and the attackers were going to have a Statue built of them. Here are the images that were shown;

Attack on Capital
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Attack with Mustard gas and C-4
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A man, who looked to be over weight by about 50 pounds, walked casually into the Mater Airport. This man was from one of the many Terror Monkey Cells poping up all over Mater. He pulled his bag like all the other people and walked up in the line for inspection. He dropped his bag on the conveyor belt and walked up to the metal detector. The guard standing next to him said, "Would you please remove any keys or metalic objects from your pockets." The man pulled a tube with a red button on the top from his pocket. There was a wire connecting the tube to something on his back. "May I please ask what that is?' The Guard questioned. "È una bomba!" The man said as he dropped his coat revealing two packets of C-4 and several sticks of dynamite were strapped to his body. "Holy Shit!" The guard screamed. "Morte a Mater!' The man screamed and slammed his finger on the red button causing the C-4 and dynamite to explode. The metal detector flew apart and smacked into a bystander's head. The explosion rocked the gift shop rack and made a souivenier Mater Children character plush doll fall off the shelf all the way at teh otehr side of the airport.

TSBC(Terrorists Sanctuary Broadcast Company) Evening News: Hello and welcome to the TSBC Evening News, I am Todd Philips and todays biggest headline is that and Airport in The Matriachal Family of Mater was the attack of a suicide bombing planned by The Free Land of Terrorists Sanctuary. The Father (DICTATOR!) gave a speech today telling the The Matriachal Family of Mater that the attacks will not stop until there demands are met. We have some of the speech;

The Father
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"My fellow Mater-haters, we must not let these pigs' crimes go unpunished! We must do God's work to help liberate the poor souls of his country. Violence is the answer! We have thousands of Terror Monkey Cells accross his country. In apartments, basements, and even his churches. We will not stop these attacks until we you give us 1 Trillion Dollars (500 Billion Rupies) and let your poor suffering people go. In the Hamye (Major Religon in Terrorists Sanctuary's Holy Book) 'Don't let the fool be crowned king. Fight the lord said as he handed down his sword of destruction to Isaha. Never let the mind be idle, for if that happens the sword will fall to the pits of hell and burn and will never return...' We are the sword if we fail we will all fall to the pits of hell! We can not fail our holy mission! SURVIVE! SURVIVE! SURVIVE!"

TSBC: He ended his speech in the usual way starting a frenzy with his screaming.

After the speech The Father walked down the steps while everyone was still screaming. The police held back the crowd with little force, many people broke through the barriers and kissed The Father's hand or hugged him and praised him. He climbed into a bullet proof Lexus (The national car company of TS) LX.-
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-"Jafvrey, don't go back to the capital. I'm going somewhere else today." The Father said. "Yes my leige." Jafvrey responded. "Instead, drive me to the airport." The car took a sharp right turn which made The Father fall onto the arm rest. By the time they reached the Airport, rain was pelting on the windows of the car. The Father slowly got out of the car. Jafvrey flipped open an umbrella as soon as he stepped out of the car. The two men walked over to the main building of the airport. "Hello Father. What can we do today?" "I would like one Falcon 900."-
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-"Yes, sir." The men walked out onto the tarmac and then headed to Hanger 17. The man from the airport called for another worker. Soon someone showed up, they both slid open the door to the Falcon's hanger. The Father stepped up the steps into the spacious cabin. He took a right and walked all the way to the couch next to the Lavatory. "Jafvrey, no one except me is allowed to use the bathroom.' "Yes my leige." The plane took off and The Father was soon asleep. About half an hour later the pilot relised that he did not know where to go. "Father, where would you like to go today?" The pilot's voice came over the intercom. The Father rubbed his eyes and sat up in the couch, "Take us to Cuckooiasia International Airport. I need to have a little talk with Nameko Haver." The Father said. "And if it's not too far out of my range, may I ask who Nameko Haver is?" The voice came over the intercom again. "The leader of Cuckooiasia." The Plane banked hard to the left and The Father settled his head down on the couch once again.

It was on Friday, a foggy day at Mater Airport, everyone was going on with their business when.... BANG! There were gunshots, on the north end of the airport' windows were shatered and suddenly there were thirteen humvee's with machine gun terrets. Each of these was controled by two men, a driver, and a machinegunner. A SWAT team ,who was expecting the attack after two previous attacks, jumped out from the ceiling, but before they could continue with their opperation, they were blown down by the machine-guns .99 caliber bullet. Blood spattered all over the walls and the peopple were all screaming in panic. Sddenly five more veicles came into sight, this time veicles that were a little bit more beautiful and fationable. Five Lexus Minivans, inside they had one driver and all the rest of the space was taken up by C-4 and other explocive devices such as saxitoxin (terrorists favorite weapon.) These cars drove to random parts of the airport, eventually blowing it up. five minutes after the attack started, the airfield, caiteria, flight ttower, hanger, and other various parts of the airport were blown up........

The plane touched down at about seven at night in Cuckooiasia. A Stretch H2 Limo-
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-pulled up right outside the plane while it was still on the runway. The Father stepped down and looked at his surroundings it hadn't changed since the last time he was there. The driver slid down the seperator glass and asked, "Where to Mr.?" "Take me to the Capitol Building." The driver turned the key and reved the engine as if the massive SUV was a sports car. They sped off to the left of the airport. When he arrived at the Capitol Building he was treated differently than everyone else and taken straight to the Fearless Leader of Cuckooiasia. But when he arrived he saw this man:
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"Where is Haver?" The Father demanded. The man slowly turned around and said, " Haver was recently impeached. And I was elected in his place. I don't beleive we've met, I'm Jack Sparrow. "Now what do I do!?" Screamed The Father

"What do you want?" Jack Sparrow said as he played with his beard. "I am newly appointed and do not want any fo my forces mingling with your rogue terrorist group. "If I may be so bold," The Father said, "We only want to destroy the tyranny going on in that country."I've done a little light reading, Mater treats their citizens, hmmmmm ok. Do you not like how almost everyone there is a vegetarian?" Questioned Jack. "No, in fact I am vegan. I feel for the suffering of those cows." Answered The Father. Jack walked over to the wondow and stared out. "Do you not like the dictatorship in power, Dictator?"Jack waled back over to the table and when he said the last word slammed his fist down. "No, that is not it. Now, what are you keeping me here for? I came here to talk to Haver, he's the only one who would ever help me." The Father stood up adn was about to leave when Jack stopped him. "It's the fact that they actually care for their citzens." His hand was now on The Father's shoulder. The Father turned around slowly and lfted Jack's hand off his shoulder and said, "Do not ever touch me. And they do not care for their citizens. Soon you just watch, all the civil rights will be gone and they will not care for the people of their nation. They will use them and munipulate them. THEY ARE TRYING TO STOP 14 YEAR OLDS FROM SELLING LEMONADE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!" The Father stomped out of the room.

Near midnight a little man that was about five feet tall, and 4 feet wide (wonder why?) started digging a tunnel about 5 miles from MNP's enterance gates, his valuable cargo (consisting of mustard gass bombs, grenades, gasoline, and many more things) was strapped on to a rope that was conected to a cart that was dragging it... Ater about 3 hours of digging, the small man was in the center of MNP, he crossed himself said "Prosti mena gospodi" and pressed on on the detanators button......
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THIS PICTUER WAS TAKEN BY A BOY 10 MILES AWAY, THIS BOY LATER GOT KILLED
...There was a loud bang and the MNP was destroyed...