NationStates Jolt Archive

The President's mother, Dorothy Hoffman (98 Years Old) has officially began the search for a partner. She has applied through a dating agency, and this is her advertisement:

"Hello, my name is Dorothy Hoffman. My son is the President of the Austar Union. I'm a bit nervous doing this, I've never done it before. I havent had much experience with men before, my father has always been a bit protective. But now that he died last week, I dont think he's going to stop me. So to all you guys out there looking for a lady like me, respond to my advertisement and say hello! Ok....God Bless!"

http://abc.net.au/2shot/img/people/cracknell.jpg

:lol:

Coninro A 100,000 year old seer has asked to date this woman.


OOC I am a eldar nation so I am able to grow as old as possible unless we die in combat.

How about a Pimp? We got lots of them.

http://www.betablog.com/img/pimp.jpg

The government of Titograd has found an elligable bachelor. His name is Mr. John Oldman, he's 101 years old and would accept to marry the presiden't mother. He reminds, however, that this would be a love-for-money marriage only! Here's his picture, along with the gift he's sending to Dorothy:

http://www.freewebs.com/csabaland/oldman.jpg

Dorothy is most interested in the candidate from Titograd. She wishes to arrange a meeting with this fine gentleman, and wants to host a dinner (the fish), at the expense of her large pension...