26-02-2004, 03:58
----Rebeland News--------
A terrible scene of gore and dismemberment was witnessed by some
today at Rebeland Square. At his annual Rebeland Day ceremony, President Senor Dictator was shot repeatedly. Body guards that made efforts to revive the dehabilitated leader were shot as well. The perpetrators were immediately apprehended. Those responsible for the assasination (and massacre of eight body guards) were Rebelandi Socialist Radicals. These revolutionaries have already posed significant influence to the political structure of Rebeland through their propaganda, and flyers.
-----This just in........
The leader of the group known as RSPP (Rebelandi socialist proletariat party, not fascist or affiliated with nazi's; regular moderate socialism) has assumed leadership over Rebeland. The new leader is know admiringly by followers as Herbert the Significant. The predominant majority of Rebelandis (despite the gruesome coup) are supporting this hostile takeover. Five minutes after Herbert the Significant was innaugurated, he assigned over 4500 jobs to local Rebelandi bums. He has also pronounced other intentions:
-Drastically improve Rebelandi schools.
-Increase the tax rates to develop more effective social policies.
-Abolish private enterprise.
We will keep you updated on this story as it develops.....
A terrible scene of gore and dismemberment was witnessed by some
today at Rebeland Square. At his annual Rebeland Day ceremony, President Senor Dictator was shot repeatedly. Body guards that made efforts to revive the dehabilitated leader were shot as well. The perpetrators were immediately apprehended. Those responsible for the assasination (and massacre of eight body guards) were Rebelandi Socialist Radicals. These revolutionaries have already posed significant influence to the political structure of Rebeland through their propaganda, and flyers.
-----This just in........
The leader of the group known as RSPP (Rebelandi socialist proletariat party, not fascist or affiliated with nazi's; regular moderate socialism) has assumed leadership over Rebeland. The new leader is know admiringly by followers as Herbert the Significant. The predominant majority of Rebelandis (despite the gruesome coup) are supporting this hostile takeover. Five minutes after Herbert the Significant was innaugurated, he assigned over 4500 jobs to local Rebelandi bums. He has also pronounced other intentions:
-Drastically improve Rebelandi schools.
-Increase the tax rates to develop more effective social policies.
-Abolish private enterprise.
We will keep you updated on this story as it develops.....