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Planetary Products custom planet service

Dontgonearthere
25-02-2004, 19:41
DGNT Custom Planet Service!

Tired of your old planet? Is the afternoon a half-hour too long? Sea the wrong shade of pink? Too many incovnienient poor people wandering all over it?
Buy a new one!
Planetary Productions is a maker of fine planets, custom suited to YOUR needs, whether its a planet of solid gold or knee deep in fish.

Naturaly, our services are somewhat expensive, but planets are well build, with a full refund if your planet explodes within the first hundred and thrity years of ownership.

Please provide the following information about your dream planet:


-Size: How big is it? Please figure diameter and volume. the cost is G500,000 for 1 square kilometer of Earth-type soil, differnt types of ground can cost more or less. Planets may not excede 100km in diameter due to gravetic difficulties.

-Atmosphere: What is the air made of? Earth type atmosphere would be oxygen-nitrogen I belive.

Environment: What sort of humidity, temperature etc do you want?

-%Ocean: How much of its surface is underwater?

-Land-mass type: What sort of arrangement do you want the land to be? Islands, continents, whatever.

-Native life: Plants and animals you want to exist on your planet

-Location: Where you want your planet to be

-Day length: HOw long do you want a normal day to be?

-Weather: What do you want the weather to be like?

-Gravity: What G amount do you want the gravity? (1G=Earth gravity)

-Other: Anything else you want


If your into saving money hollow planets can be produced using specialized gravity technology. The outer crust of such a planet is about a hundred meters thick, and covered with gravity generators at intervals. In the 'core' is another larger generator repelling, this attract/repeling force keeps the planets crust stable.
GLACORP technicians MUST be called in every ten years for maintenance, unless you want your planet to collapse or explode.
Dontgonearthere
25-02-2004, 23:57
BUMP
Dontgonearthere
26-02-2004, 16:22
Next order gets a free country house :P
imported_Erewohn
07-03-2004, 06:58
The people of Erewohn wish for their dear leader to purchase two moons. How much would it be for two 50km. diameter spheres of solid iron? preferably with our national flag painted on it, really big. We would also like to ask about fitting each with 100 one km. tall spikes also made of solid iron?
Dontgonearthere
07-03-2004, 20:22
Iron would cost MUCH more than normal 'dirt'. I would say up to four billion per sq kilometer, the spikes would have to be extremly thick at the base and the production would be damn near impossible.
The overall cost would take your GDP about three NS millenia to pay off.