NationStates Jolt Archive

The nation of Jarridia has decided that the increase of Taco stands, Tex-mex shops and Mexican food restaurants must stop. Therefore the full military has been authorized to seek out, and destroy any of the crispy or soft foods. In addition, the following warning as been sent:

"Tacos may be underfire now, but Enchiladas, Nachos and Fajitas should watch their step!"

We are activating:

900,000 troops
5 tank Divisions
7 Modern Armor Divisions
5 F-15's
5 F-22's
1 B-2 Stealth

Any taco found will be destroyed. ~End transmission~

Jarridian forces march into a local restaurant...capturing hundreds of taco shells and tortillas....burning them all. We will not rest until this is successful.

The Holy Empire of Crossman will not sit idlely by while you massacre tacos mercilessly!!!!

You shall pay for this tacocide!

-Emperor Crossman

*thinks about Los Margaritas (sp?) and its tacos*

2 million Crossmanian troops have been mobilized to defend the tacos

2 million Crossmanian troops have been mobilized to defend the tacos

My leader is furious! The CEO of the Federation of Nicholandia, Nicholas J. Rogers, loves tortilla chips, and fears for their safety. He has ordered the mobilisation of the Spacefleet, which is at this moment in orbit over Jarridia until we have confirmation that tortilla chips will be safeguarded.

The CEO does not want to injure innocent foodstuffs, and therefore seeks a peacful solution to this terrible, terrible problem.

Rodriguez. G. Sanchez
Minister for Tortilla Chips, Najos, Salsa Sauce and Consititutional Affairs
Federation of Nicholandia

The Armed Republic of WDHJ will not stand by and let you destroy the tacos.We are activating:


1 million troops

7 Tank Divisions

5 Modern Armor Divisions

15 F-15's

20 F-22's

2 B-2 Stealth Bombers

"Free the Tacos"

Bienvenidos, mes amigos!

Eet ees mos deplorable for los gringos Jarridos for to be being zee killer of mes tacitos....my poor leetle tacitos!

All allees of los Tacos de la Tejas dos Gaseos Mucho....pleez hep my poor leetle tacitos!

grassyass,

Alarico de la Flatualos Grande Xeraffios

For Crying out loud!! War for Mexican Food?!! Cool. 27% of all the restaurants in Genotton are MEXICAN RESTAURANTS. The Outlaw of Genotton will not watch and sit while Mexican food are being destroyed. Therefore, I, the President of Genotton, will have to declare war on Jarridia. Genotton will send these units for now:

200,000 troops

3 B-2 Stealth Bombers

5 Nuclear-powered carriers

3 submarines


"FREE THE TACOS"

Neo Galtia
President of Genotton

ViZion's citizens are outraged! We are mobilizing 1.469 billion mouths who will eat the taco's before you lay your finger on them!

"Eat the taco's!" *licks lips*

The national food of choice in tARoT is the taco. Sr. Asada today vowed to defend the taco by any international force. He also replied that he was willing to halt drug trafficking to any nation sponsoring the oppression or persecution of any tortilla-based food.

The Armed Reublic of Tenotchitlan (tARoT) has already ceased the trickle of all narcotics and other illicit drugs into Jarridia.

Unfortunately, Sr. Asada voices his heartfelt apologies to the international community, "Due to the precarious political position of tARoT right now, my government cannot spare one soldier to aid the plight of the oppressed tacos everywhere."

tARoT is currently involved in a bloody civil war for power of the Mechican people. Sr. Asada, the nation's top cartel leader pledged support in the form of kilos of Mechico's largest export: illicit narcotics and marajuana.

The national food of choice in tARoT is the taco. Sr. Asada today vowed to defend the taco by any international force. He also replied that he was willing to halt drug trafficking to any nation sponsoring the oppression or persecution of any tortilla-based food.

The Armed Reublic of Tenotchitlan (tARoT) has already ceased the trickle of all narcotics and other illicit drugs into Jarridia.

Unfortunately, Sr. Asada voices his heartfelt apologies to the international community, "Due to the precarious political position of tARoT right now, my government cannot spare one soldier to aid the plight of the oppressed tacos everywhere."

tARoT is currently involved in a bloody civil war for power of the Mechican people. Sr. Asada, the nation's top cartel leader pledged support in the form of kilos of Mechico's largest export: illicit narcotics and marajuana.

"You have hurt the Tacos! Now you will pay! All instant cup Ramen Noodles are being held hostage until the Tacos are no longer harmed!"
Intelligence Director Naruto, gobbling down some ramen noodles.

Jarridian Military marches into a Tortilla and Chip factory. We have seized it and have begun to dismantle all equipment and destroy the food. This will not be the end, we shall rid our country of these.....crispy things!

Alllll Riiiiight...I warned you last time what would happen...**Deploys Sonic amplified cannon and aims it at the offending nations and plugs it into Winamp with 600 hrs of Pat Boone Songs in its play list**...Turns Volume up to 10 outta of 1,000...Puts on a pair of Ear protectors..***What you think i listen to this crap...Muhahahahahahahahahaha*...Hits Play......

If this fails to work....I'm gonna hire Tammy Faye Baker & the Queer Eye Guys to visit each & every one of you...

Damn it. Genotton's B-2 Bombers began dropping bombs on Jarridia's occupied Tacos and Chips Factory. That is just the first attack. Soon, in less than 48 hours, 200,000 of Genottonian troops(including land vehicles) will arrive at the factory to start seizing Jarridia's units.

HAHAHA....I say bring it....you can't end out quest for destruction of tacos. And VL, if you play this music, i shall buy ear plugs for my military and send Michael Jackson to visit you. MUAHAHAHAA......We have taken several known Tortilla makers who were selling in the black market. We are asking that all people turn over the tacos and tortillas peacefully, or we shall take the by force. We have burned a total of 5,000 tortillas and 12,000 Crispy shells / Chips

Sr. Federico Asada, the new President of the Armed Republic of Tenotchitaln, pledged aid Genotton today with two small units from its paramilitary forces. One of the groups of about 80 hitmen from the infamout Totlpec Brigade. Led by the ruthless Tico Paz, the hitmen have been selling Latino Gangster Rap CDs and random narcotics to Jarridian border towns for years. They plan to go into full swing and invade the heartland immediately, in retaliation for the unwanted tacocide.

OOC: Yes, these are real tacos not a nation. Partly out of boredom, and partly our of curiosity is why I started it again.

IC:

Years after the cease-fire in the Taco War, Jarridia has once again decided to rid our nation of Tacos. Not only Tacos this time, but Enchiladas and Nachos as well. In the event that Matich intervenes, we have ushered all of our Pink Tacos underground for protection.

Today, Jarridian forces marched into Taco Fiesta Superstore taking all Taco shells, chips and tortillas hostage. Unless the taco manufacturers in Jarridian move out, we will be forced to burn all of this crispy shells and soft tortillas.

OOC: :lol:

Graudenz has only one question for you, Jarridia. Are you only killing hard-shell tacos, or also those soft corn tacos used to make delicious Baja California-style fish tacos?

Any shell used to make a Taco will be destroyed. Whether that be crispy or soft, corn or flour...they must go. Let the destruction begin.

1,000 Jarridian troops seize Tortilla Extravaganza's main factory in Corvica, Jarridia. All workers have been released, but production has ceased and all taco necessities are being held ready to be burned.

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