NationStates Jolt Archive

Hello, greg and/or Eric. Welcome to my ultra-cheapo store!

M2 Supertank
engine: Photon-Fusion engine, 1,200 horsepower and 200,000 watts of energy.
armor: electrefied depleted Uranium-silison alloy. Same as 420mm of RHS armor.
armaments: dual 150mm rail guns (120rpm), 30mm gauss cannon (1200rpm).
crew: 3: 1 driver, 2 gunners.
Price: $0


M409 Nuclear Standoff Ballistic Missle Launcher (NSBML)
engine: Hydro-Deisel Engine, 800 Horsepower
Range: 400 Mi.
armor: depleted Uranium
Armaments: 4 NSBMs, each with 2,000 Lb. payloads.
Crew: 1 or 2; 1 driver/gunner, or 1 for each job.
Price: $0


M200 SAM launcher
engine: Hydro-Deisel Engine, 800 Horsepower
Range: 400 Mi.
armor: depleted Uranium
armaments: 24 laser or radar-guided HE missiles, capable of firing all at once.
crew: 2: 1 driver, 1 launcher/ painter.
price: $0.01


NOTICE: YOU CANNOT BUY FROM ME UNLESS YOU HAVE MY VERBAL CONSENT AND YOU MUST GET MY PASSWORD TO CONFIRM THE ORDER.

I will buy 100 trillion M2 Supertanks, 100 trillion M409 Nuclear Standoff Ballistic Missle Launchers, and will but 1 trillion M200 SAM launchers.
$10 billion will be wired to you immeadeately.

Err, no, all of this is GODMODDING!!

I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon ready to launch.

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*ORBITAL IGNORE CANNON FIRED! *