NationStates Jolt Archive


Valentines Day Massacre! KGB "Execute" Five!!!

Hogsweat
24-02-2004, 23:05
Valentines Day, A Muscovia Shop, 6:00
Hur Affrak was stacking valentine cards in his rack, when a black van pulled up outside his shop. Three men stepped out, and kicked the door down.
"Shop doesnt open until 8!" Affrak told them, but they replied quietly.
"Against the wall, do it now!"
Affrak backed up, and one man kept him in place. The other two went to look around, and came back with two other men, and one woman. They were lined up against the wall.


Mr Jirfraksan thought something funny was going on. A black van had pulled up outside his friends shop. He grabbed his shotgun, and ran outside. He walked across the street, and as he looked in, the chatter of submachinegun fire could be heard. He could see the four people's bodies leaned up against the wall, blood dripping. He ran as fast as he could.

Government Statement
The workers in "Love Here" Shop, Muscovia main street, were executed for selling Valentines Cards and presents for an average price, but keeping 14% of the profit, 9% more than allocated for their job. As of Directorate Number 67, 30% is to go the public, and public works, 45% to Social Welfare, and 3% to The Military, 13% to the Fire, Police, and Ambulance services, and the rest to the shopkeepers.

News
A Massacre, or a Legitimate Execution? This reporter thinks a massacre.
imported_ViZion
24-02-2004, 23:14
Valentines Day, A Muscovia Shop, 6:00
Hur Affrak was stacking valentine cards in his rack, when a black van pulled up outside his shop. Three men stepped out, and kicked the door down.
"Shop doesnt open until 8!" Affrak told them, but they replied quietly.
"Against the wall, do it now!"
Affrak backed up, and one man kept him in place. The other two went to look around, and came back with two other men, and one woman. They were lined up against the wall.


Mr Jirfraksan thought something funny was going on. A black van had pulled up outside his friends shop. He grabbed his shotgun, and ran outside. He walked across the street, and as he looked in, the chatter of submachinegun fire could be heard. He could see the four people's bodies leaned up against the wall, blood dripping. He ran as fast as he could.

Government Statement
The workers in "Love Here" Shop, Muscovia main street, were executed for selling Valentines Cards and presents for an average price, but keeping 14% of the profit, 9% more than allocated for their job. As of Directorate Number 67, 30% is to go the public, and public works, 45% to Social Welfare, and 3% to The Military, 13% to the Fire, Police, and Ambulance services, and the rest to the shopkeepers.

News
A Massacre, or a Legitimate Execution? This reporter thinks a massacre.
ViZion formally requests that your nation has no more executions. If you continue to execute, we will consider it genocide, and step in.

Warnings should do just fine for your people.
Hogsweat
24-02-2004, 23:19
"AND WHAT EXACTLY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!!"
"Well actually sir..."
" I Dont give a goddamn 'ACtually', just get out there and apologise, your damn lucky i dont have your heads on a pole."

There have been GreenPeace riots all over Muscovia, and HRRSF Are being roped in with tear gas, mace, high powered water cannons, and batons, to stop the crowds.
CoreWorlds
24-02-2004, 23:59
We are not amused by this action and admonish you to clean up your act.
--Coreworlds State Department