23-02-2004, 17:53
**Major Johnson, long running head of state in Nibbleton, steps up to the podium and adresses the crowd of citzens cheering and waving the national flag. As he begins to speak, the noise dies down**
"People of Nibbleton. Today, our population reached a record figure. In our prosperous nation, we have grown beyond what some never thought possible. In celebration of this momentus occasion, as we break the milestone of half a billion citizens, and in order to better reflect out liberal nation on and international level, The Opressed Peoples of Nibbleton will hereby be known as The Unopressed Peoples of Nibbleton!"
**The crowd cheers, flags are waved, and beer is quaffed in vast quantities**
"I invite all of our friends and foe alike to join us in this celebration, a day of peace in Nibbleton when all fighting will stop, and people will just party together. I hereby declare this day "Party On Day!"
**More cheering and a thundering applause as Major Johnson steps down from the podium and returns to his Lay-Z-Boy chair with a beer, the rest of the nation's citizens partying before him**
"People of Nibbleton. Today, our population reached a record figure. In our prosperous nation, we have grown beyond what some never thought possible. In celebration of this momentus occasion, as we break the milestone of half a billion citizens, and in order to better reflect out liberal nation on and international level, The Opressed Peoples of Nibbleton will hereby be known as The Unopressed Peoples of Nibbleton!"
**The crowd cheers, flags are waved, and beer is quaffed in vast quantities**
"I invite all of our friends and foe alike to join us in this celebration, a day of peace in Nibbleton when all fighting will stop, and people will just party together. I hereby declare this day "Party On Day!"
**More cheering and a thundering applause as Major Johnson steps down from the podium and returns to his Lay-Z-Boy chair with a beer, the rest of the nation's citizens partying before him**