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Gregloristinian Terrorist Group Attacks Bazrael City

Bazrael
23-02-2004, 05:22
Gregloristinian Terrorist Group Attacks Bazrael city of New Briania


In world news today, a small Gregloristinian terrorist group attempted to obliterate a gymnasium of full of Bazraeli citizens, some of whom were old, and who owned puppies. The attempt, however, was unsuccessful, and New Brianian police quickly apprehended the terrorist group.

Under torture, Gre Smiley, leader of the group, would only say this before he died of natural causes: "We aren't a terrorist group! We are a theatre group! We came to preform "Midsummer's Night Dream", but a fuse blew in the theatre, and we were stopped short. Next thing I knew.." Gre then refused to talk once a small piece of wood was pressed up to his belly at high velocity.

Police have pieced together these events from the survivors. The group of Gregloristinian suicide terrorists broke into the gymnasium of Bazraeli citizens and began to speak very loudly in a strange language and shaking spears. A soundless explosion seems to have occurred after which all because dark and confusion set in. As people slowly shuffled panickedly out of the gymnasium to find cover, one little girl who was an orphan almost hurt herself when she tripped on the starts. An orphan.

The Bazraeli government commented later that acts like this against Bazrael will be met with force. The Gregloristinian government has yet to comment on today's events.
Gregloristan
23-02-2004, 15:14
Gregloristan today demanded the repatriation of the theatre group whose accident has started an international incident. "We thank the Bazraeli government for apprehending these sinners. We would have preferred that they were terrorists, like the Bazraeli government supposes, for our God G despises the theatre. We would like these blasmphemers brought back to Gregloristan so they may be dealt with under our law, and stoned to death. Even that dead guy, we'll kill him again." Gregloristan has rather strict laws about many personal issues (though sadly, not personal hygiene). Though many of these laws do not appear on the books, the supreme ayatollah can be depended on to make laws up as the situation demands. Though men are supposed to keep their faces covered, rumour has it that this terrorist/theatre group had their faces uncovered, which is also punishable by stoning. (And 2 of them had expired driver's licenses, also punishable by stoning).