NationStates Jolt Archive

Mekanta how about an exchange. I het the priests and you get...say 50 million

"We have just finished speaking with Neo-Mekanta. They are holding the priests on multiple charges of Religious Badgering. In Mekanta, it is illegal to press the issue of trying to convert someone to your religion if they have asked you to stop. The priests were all found guily by a Neo-Mekantan judge."

"That, however, is not surprising, because they are human. A Neo-Mekantan judge would undoubtably found them guilty of Satanism if that was the charge."

The AI sighs.

"Regardless, Neo-Mekanta has stated that they will exchange each of the 139-" He freezes, glares over at a humanoid robot with a black case, and makes a sighing sound. "137 priests, for a young woman between the ages of 13 and 28. Don't ask. You really don't want to know."

The black-cased robot walks over and makes a wicked chuckling sound. "We're starting to get tired of making our little piggies squeal, so we're also willing to send them over for 40,000 each. Supplies dwindling!" As if to emphasize his point, a human yell pierces the air, and the robot whips around. "Hey! I thought I told you to stop trying to stuff those bullet holes with those jagged tentacles! Make that 136 priests..."

The black cased robot walks off, leaving the original. "They're all nuts. That's it. Every AI in Neo-Mekanta is absolutely bloody insane... We'll get them to stop torturing the priests until you respond."

Please just take the money and we want all 139 not 137, 139. Please we cannot send over a women. ill send you 40,000 dollars for each of them plus an extra 50,00.
please respond

"Well... There are only that many... Wait... What...?"

The AI glares at the Neo-Mekantan AI, grabs a length of pipe, and whacks it soundly in the back of the head.

"How do you like your taste of Mekantan internal politics, (Mekantan insult, unable to be understood by humans)? Huh? You like that!?" It kicks the Neo-Mekantan AI before turning back to the screen. "Apparently we still have all of the original 201 priests. Some are in pretty bad shape, but we will send them..."

It seems to think the transmission has ended.

"I wonder if it would be wise to tell them all the money will go into making new soldiers, and that it only costs us a few thousand to make one... Is this still being transmitted? Damn it, CUT TRANSMISSION!"

A helocopter has landed some place in mekanta to retrieve the priests.
If not fired upon is has 1 billion dollars in bonds for mekanta. please its your last chance

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Transaction confirmed. Have fun with your Christian-dogma-spewing child molesters.
-Neo-Mekantan Command
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