Our country is small and defenseless, And I am requesting Military aid for our country's defense. We have little money and in need of a military, Thank you.
Is anyone attacking you?
Are you in any kind of war?
Do you believe in God? Are you a moral person? What is your stance on marijuana legalization? On abortion? On free trade?
I don't believe I can give you aid for no reason. Oh, yes I can.
I have sent a box of Quarkan Army Hamsters to you. They are rabid, have some disease we haven't quite identified, and they eat each other. Throw them onto a battlefield and watch the sparks fly as they attack everything that moves.
Good day.