Crossroads Inc
22-02-2004, 20:58
In a dispatch today from the office of the Lord High CEO, a proclamtion was sent forth asking the nations of the world for a, quote, "Sutibly nasty bad guy to foil plots of conquest and neferious villianry"
When asked about the statement, The Lord CEO commented:
"Crossroads Inc has become a rather sizeable nation, granted were no TROUSERS, but you have to start somewhere, and having another nation as your Arch Nemesis is always a sign that you have become a force to be reconed with."
General Herashio Plumbean, military advisor to the Lord CEO, added later in a press conferance:
"What we are looking for is another nation, hopefuly a bit smaller or bit bigger then our own, someone to lock horns with on a semi regular basis."
A reporter questioned Plumbean on the issue:
"Arn't you afraid someone might show up who may be more intent on Destroying your nation outright rather then simple back and forth Bad guy stuff?"
"We have thought about it, and you can be assured, all aplicants will be thoughly screened for the proper Qualities our CEO is looking for"
When asked about the statement, The Lord CEO commented:
"Crossroads Inc has become a rather sizeable nation, granted were no TROUSERS, but you have to start somewhere, and having another nation as your Arch Nemesis is always a sign that you have become a force to be reconed with."
General Herashio Plumbean, military advisor to the Lord CEO, added later in a press conferance:
"What we are looking for is another nation, hopefuly a bit smaller or bit bigger then our own, someone to lock horns with on a semi regular basis."
A reporter questioned Plumbean on the issue:
"Arn't you afraid someone might show up who may be more intent on Destroying your nation outright rather then simple back and forth Bad guy stuff?"
"We have thought about it, and you can be assured, all aplicants will be thoughly screened for the proper Qualities our CEO is looking for"