NationStates Jolt Archive


Ethnic leansing of Pepsi drinkers

22-02-2004, 06:44
ya the full region of Tadamia Madathgirw has met at the capitol Tadamia an has decided to ethniclly cleanse the region from pepsi drinkers. this will not be new to our people beacuse 37% of our nation is from the IRA and croatia. al nations n the region must do this because all nations who join are under the emperor and gov't of tadamia.
Euroslavia
22-02-2004, 07:09
I'd be quite embarrassed if I were you, knowing that this is your first post, and how crappy it turned out to be. I'd give up the nation, just because of how lame this thread is...
Mekanta
22-02-2004, 07:15
(OOC: Come on, it's obviously meant as a joke. This is probably just one of the more silly nations.)
Skeelzania
22-02-2004, 07:15
Obviously education is not a big concern in his country. However, it is of the opinion of Skeelzania that as the legal ruler of his country the leader of Vermonia-Tadamia should be allowed to cleanse, exterminate, and murder whoever he chooses. Our own happy little country has had its fair share of genocide, starting with the indigenous gnomes.
Euroslavia
22-02-2004, 07:36
(OOC: Come on, it's obviously meant as a joke. This is probably just one of the more silly nations.)


sorry, had a little pent up anger, lol. :oops:
Jeruselem
22-02-2004, 07:59
Leave the Pepsi drinkers alone. Go for the Pepsi Diet and Diet Coke ones! :P

(OOC - I hate Diet drinks)
22-02-2004, 09:23
Having all of the Pepsi drinkers killed is just a little extreme, don't you think? I would say a year or two in jail would probably do the job, especially if you sent them to the harsh prisons of Small Pink Things! Only one million diseased monkeys (payable in your national currency) per person per year!
Desudoragon
22-02-2004, 09:31
Having the Pepsi drinkers killed would cause people to secretly drink Pepsi and would also create a Pepsi black market. The best solution would be to poison the Pepsi at the plant so that anyone who drinks it dies.
22-02-2004, 09:34
The New Republic of Americas endorses all Pepsi drinkers. Now New Coke drinkers would have much to fear!!!!!
Kilean
22-02-2004, 10:15
Jeruselem- you are walking on thin ice, buddy.

Neutrasweet or death!
Kazakhstania
22-02-2004, 10:21
OOC: Might declare war and be done with it :wink:
Civil Disobedients
22-02-2004, 10:29
Civil Disobedients hereby announces that it will provide asylum to any and all Pepsi drinkers fleeing the nation of Vermonia-Tadamia, and hostility from this nation, or attempt to cause greivous harm to those under our governments protection will be met with deadly force.

My Regards
Prime Minister Matthews.
Jeruselem
22-02-2004, 14:01
Jeruselem- you are walking on thin ice, buddy.

Neutrasweet or death!

Exactly, the stuff kills you (slowly).