NationStates Jolt Archive


Novi Dies offers its services...for a price

22-02-2004, 00:52
To the Nations of the World:

The Holy Empire of Novi Dies (Neutral, unassociated with player-run regions or with the UN) offers its services as storehouse for things you want to keep safe or don't want other people to know about and would rather not have on your soil.

We offer state-of-the-art security warehouses and banks to keep safe everything from money to nuclear arms. We personally guarantee that no harm shall come to items kept in our nation and no other nation will have access to them under any circumstance.

We have teams working around the clock, so you need a fast withdrawal, all we need is your 15 digit alpha-numeric code and your card key (given to you upon use of our services) and you have instant access to your items.

To gain access to our safeholding banks and warehouses, we will require a telegram listing the items you wish to store and we will reply with a bill for keeping said items. Prices vary according to item size, unstability, item rarity and potential weapon dangerousness. Also higher security you want on said item, the higher the price will be.

Still not convinced? Well consider this. A war starts, and your enemy has already scouted you out and figured out that your army isn't that large. A battle begins than suddenly, another huge force, fresh out of Novi Dies' warehouses comes charging into battle behind them, surprising and confusing them. The possiblities are endless!

We now offer safe haven to any people needing a place to hide and those who are willing to pay. As with everything else, we guarantee your safety and secrecy.

So sayeth his Holiness

Emperor Antares XVI
28-02-2004, 05:47
Hello again
Super American VX Man
28-02-2004, 05:49
OOC: Interesting...no time for this now, but I'll get back to you.
28-02-2004, 06:00
To all Potenial Customers,

In order to keep our customer's identity and the items they wish to store a secret, we ask that they send Novi Dies a telegram with the items they wish to store.


Thank you

Emperor Antares XVI
29-02-2004, 01:00
To all potential customers,

To add to our neutralness, Novi Dies has moved to a new region, Terra Pateris. Completly vacant of any other nation. Again, we assure all of you that any item you leave in our banks will remain completly safe and secret from any enemy hands.

Emperor Antares XVI
29-02-2004, 01:10
Novi Dies Banking
The only way to store things.
29-02-2004, 01:34
More in first post.
01-03-2004, 00:16
Bump-o-rama