NationStates Jolt Archive

Are you tired of having bigger nations push you around, are you tired of having hand-me-down Sat's. Well you hit the jack pot. We are now holding The newest weapon known to space. It is called the
"Hobbeebian Core Prisim Disilator" it has the power to Completly destroy a single city. It Is a cheap and effective weapon. Starting at 3 Billion dallors

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Hi my name is Les demones so the Sat. is at 3 Billion, i will take oh............ lets say 2 of them ok.

(crap how did he create a sat. that powerful. i could kill millions)
i guess i should .grease a few palms.(sniker sniker) yes i should

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Hi you are the one selling the Sat. aren't you. well i got a sweet deal for you-how do you like gaining 6 billion dallors plus military aid.

Having puppets buy your merchandise is generally seen as tacky.

They are not my puppets they are friends of mine. they are on right now too

I have a satellite that can destroy many cities. But that's classified.

Having puppets buy your merchandise is generally seen as tacky.

how can you tell there puppets?

Thank you.

I have a satellite that can destroy many cities. But that's classified.

yes i am sure but what is the firing rate of this satellite. and if it is fastter i will give you one free.

I have a satellite that can destroy many cities. But that's classified.

yes i am sure but what is the firing rate of this satellite. and if it is fastter i will give you one free.

It is equipped with 4 ballistic missiles each with 4 500 kT MIRV warheads. So it can hit 16 cities and fire them all at once. It's modern-tech. If yours is future tech then I can see the differences. I am working on EMP weapons (classified).

Having puppets buy your merchandise is generally seen as tacky.

how can you tell there puppets?

They both have only one post, and none of the three knows how to use question mark (? :?: ).

I have a satellite that can destroy many cities. But that's classified.

yes i am sure but what is the firing rate of this satellite. and if it is fastter i will give you one free.

It is equipped with 4 ballistic missiles each with 4 500 kT MIRV warheads. So it can hit 16 cities and fire them all at once. It's modern-tech. If yours is future tech then I can see the differences. I am working on EMP weapons (classified).
you got me it is future tech-but i can fire a direct blast of emp or a consentrated beam of Transphasic Radiation . you can target it to any unit of enemy's or civilian rioting or terrorist camps you pick.

Ah yes I'm working on an EMP thing much like 007 Goldeneye :)

Mine is just a space based weapons platform tbh but the missiles uses very sophisticated guidance to give a CEP of like 100 ft.

(OOC: I'm afraid I have you beat. Joint project with Central Facehuggeria. The Phalanx. Two Megagun class Mass Drivers. Reload time: 5 minutes. Wait time between firing: 1 minute. Magazine size at full load: 15 shots. Each shot can destroy a large city. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the facility also has a ton of Assault Mass Drivers that can strike with the same result as a high powered missile.)

(OOC: I'm afraid I have you beat. Joint project with Central Facehuggeria. The Phalanx. Two Megagun class Mass Drivers. Reload time: 5 minutes. Wait time between firing: 1 minute. Magazine size at full load: 15 shots. Each shot can destroy a large city. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the facility also has a ton of Assault Mass Drivers that can strike with the same result as a high powered missile.)

I like it how about a joint research project with my Energy blast capibilities and your reload time we could create a very power military weapons

what do you say. :wink:

(OOC: Nah. Believe it or not, it's constructed using what is essentially just advanced-modern (not future) technology. Therefore, energy blasts are out of the picture. ^_^)