NationStates Jolt Archive

N.B. – This is not a real full scale war. One of the combatants has a small nation he was using to spy on someone. Now since he has no use for it we are going to conduct live fire training exercises on it before it is deleted.

Obviously in a real RP situation our militaries would never pick on such a small nation and some of the decisions of officials and the government would never be made.

I say again so no one tries to get us deleted, ignored or any of those nasties – This is not a serious RP. We are just trying out a simple assault plan to exercise our militaries.

“Good Evening, I’m Geoff Mullets for National G News,”

“And I’m Marie-Louise Thimble.”

Geoff: “Our major stories tonight - Firemen Rescue a boy from Googlewoop's tallest building,”

Marie: “The first falling snow of the season blankets the Alps,”

Geoff: “And a tourist has a close encounter with a Swimming Slazenger while on tour in the great lakes.”

Marie: “But first onto more important matters. In a press release today, new secretary and minister for defence Donald Ducksfelt literally confirmed that the growing tensions between Googlewoop and the small nation of Theflirt could lead to a full scale invasion.”

Geoff: “Yes, while being questioned today, Mr. Ducksfelt admitted that if the latest diplomatic attempts to calm Theflirt down failed, it could lead to war. For those viewers not current on the situation here is special correspondent Ray Martini with the situation so far and new developments.”

Ray: Thanks Geoff. Yes here I am at the press room of Googlewooper Parliament House and bellow me as you can see journalists are going nuts trying to contact stations and newspapers because Donald Ducksfelt has just confirmed what we have all been thinking for the past month, we could be going to war. The cause…again – Theflirt.

Now for viewers only just hearing about this situation, Theflirt has only one good quality weapon, the so called “Barbie Doll” cruise missile. For months now, they have been deliberately pointing these things at other Dependencies of Googlewoop nations and openly threatening to fire if trade tariffs are not lifted etc. Now while they are no match for the regions Nuclear Weapons detection and interception Network, having cruise missiles pointed all over the Dependencies is making people nervous.

Now the respective governments have been warning Theflirt’s dictator against such aggressive action for a long time now but without success. Now as you will have heard diplomatic negotiators have actually been sent into the lion’s mouth but as we understand it, even they have failed to calm the small nation down and are on their way home.

Going by what Mr. Ducksfelt said this morning it has fallen to the three strongest nations in the Dependencies, Googlewoop of course, Thewheelman and Solid B Snake to combat this threat. That may seem a bit strange considering the nations only other fighting forces are the aptly named ‘Hobo Warrior’ battalions but if those cruise missiles are launched in retaliation, they are going to have to be dealt with quickly and efficiently. If one of them hits Googleopolis or Eyer in Solid B Snake for example, the civilian death toll could reach the tens of thousands. Now as of yet we can’t tell if this war the government speaks of will simply be a naval and air strike of the missile locations or a full scale invasion. Which ever plan is adopted by the ministry for defence, this will be no more than a training exercise for our troops considering the quality of the opposition and like I said before, the real pressure will be on the staff of the anti ICBM sites.”

Geoff: “Thanks Ray and now onto our other stories…”

During the Night, a group of Googlewooper Navy ships sets sail for a pre determined holding point out range of any detection by Theflirt.