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The Armed Republic of Sino Military Junta is considering to hold a laugh festival devoted to insulting and ridiculing leftists and social degenerates (especially those rogue nations that uphold such values). Surely, even conservatives like to laugh.

General Liu of the Armed Republic of Sino is also an amatuer comedian. He isn't afraid to add some humor to the usual anti-liberal propaganda. All nations (even liberal ones) are welcome to participate, provided that they will send suitable comedians.

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Keep this discussion IC as the moderators may not like it. Also, feel free to go "LOL" and comment on the humor.

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Zhongjing Convention Center (Main Theater): 0800 Hours

The cleaners have left, leaving the last few pieces of work to the rest of the staff, just a few last posters to be hung. Everywhere is spotless to laugh festival is coming.

Hu Ching Lun the janitor laughed so hard that he ended up rolling on the carpeted floor and had to be helped by his fellow janitors to get up.

Early in the morning, General Liu had made a casual rehearsal. Hu couldn't understand a few complex words in English, but for the parts that he could understand, he was still laughing. Rude jokes, dirty jokes, jokes that insult the North Koreans and the rest of the leftist scum worldwide will soon be popular. As Chinese comedy is now rarely political, the General's humor is unique.

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OOC: Just awaiting for the other comedians to arrive.

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Don't you people know how to laugh?

Dude... sorry... hardcore Conservatism (like hardcore leftism) just isn't funny. These people just take themselves too seriously.

This should be interesting, in a stupid sort of way. Anyway, I think the political right take themselves far too seriously. But, TAG.

Dude... sorry... hardcore Conservatism (like hardcore leftism) just isn't funny. These people just take themselves too seriously.

I'm not hardcore conservative. I'm just militant nationalist; but in order for that, conservatism must come in. But I do admit to be moralistic.

I'm not hardcore conservative. I'm just militant nationalist; but in order for that, conservatism must come in. But I do admit to be moralistic.So... what your saying is that if your not a militaristic Conservtive, your Immoral?

I'm not hardcore conservative. I'm just militant nationalist; but in order for that, conservatism must come in. But I do admit to be moralistic.So... what your saying is that if your not a militaristic Conservtive, your Immoral?

What makes you think I said that? Anyway, the point is. We're here today to ridicule liberals and the rest of those Red and pinko scumbags.

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HAHAHAAHAHAH conservatives... Hahaha... *Wipes tears away* That's pretty damn funny, how they think they can get away with being retarded jackasses... Ahhh, that's a good one.

Workers of the world, unite!

On the other hand, screw it. Pinko scumbags of the world, come and play your guitars really loudly until somebody else does something constructive! Yeah!

Anyways what's so funny 'bout liberals and pinkos? "Oh, look at them, they want to make the world a better place! Har har har."

OOC: Isn't this just a bit like flame bait?

HAHAHAAHAHAH conservatives... Hahaha... *Wipes tears away* That's pretty damn funny, how they think they can get away with being retarded jackasses... Ahhh, that's a good one.

Workers of the world, unite!

On the other hand, screw it. Pinko scumbags of the world, come and play your guitars really loudly until somebody else does something constructive! Yeah!

Anyways what's so funny 'bout liberals and pinkos? "Oh, look at them, they want to make the world a better place! Har har har."

Your opinion is insignificant just as an economic sanction or trade embargo issued by a communist country. They've got few goods to produce for their own people, let alone trading it with anyone else.

Hell, that's like Mao Zedong letting his people starve while he plans to spread his influence with kindness by rebuilding Pyongyang from the ground up and funding for the construction of a railway linking Tanzania and Zimbabwe. Communism, how pathetic.

OOC: Isn't this just a bit like flame bait?

Not really? Even conservatives need to laugh and laughter they need especially at their enemies.

OOC: Interested in participating?

OOC: Isn't this just a bit like flame bait?

Not really? Even conservatives need to laugh and laughter they need especially at their enemies.

OOC: Interested in participating?

OOC: Not particularly. I tend to stay pretty fairly in the middle, never really agreeing with conservatives or liberals.

OOC: Isn't this just a bit like flame bait?

Not really? Even conservatives need to laugh and laughter they need especially at their enemies.

OOC: Interested in participating?

OOC: Not particularly. I tend to stay pretty fairly in the middle, never really agreeing with conservatives or liberals.

What about some gay-bashing or North Korean-bashing?

HAHAHAAHAHAH conservatives... Hahaha... *Wipes tears away* That's pretty damn funny, how they think they can get away with being retarded jackasses... Ahhh, that's a good one.

Workers of the world, unite!

On the other hand, screw it. Pinko scumbags of the world, come and play your guitars really loudly until somebody else does something constructive! Yeah!

Anyways what's so funny 'bout liberals and pinkos? "Oh, look at them, they want to make the world a better place! Har har har."

Your opinion is insignificant just as an economic sanction or trade embargo issued by a communist country. They've got few goods to produce for their own people, let alone trading it with anyone else.

Hell, that's like Mao Zedong letting his people starve while he plans to spread his influence with kindness by rebuilding Pyongyang from the ground up and funding for the construction of a railway linking Tanzania and Zimbabwe. Communism, how pathetic.

Advanced capitalist countries take more than is their share of the capital in the world, and give it to their workers, which gives them higher wages, while the rest of the world starves. Capitalism is based on cold egotistical self-gratification.

Mao Zedong was not a true Communist, he was a power hungry dictator; not a dictator of the proletariat but a dictator OVER the proletariat, which goes against the whole point of Marxism. Mao Zedong was in truth a monster, more Capitalist than the Americans.

In any case, what's so bad about a liberal? Since when do liberals do terrible, bloodthirsty deeds?

"Mekanta wishes to send a... 'comedian' to your... gathering..."

"We wish to know the location, and when it may arrive. We have our own transportation..."

"We assure you. We find him quite... humorous..."

HAHAHAAHAHAH conservatives... Hahaha... *Wipes tears away* That's pretty damn funny, how they think they can get away with being retarded jackasses... Ahhh, that's a good one.

Workers of the world, unite!

On the other hand, screw it. Pinko scumbags of the world, come and play your guitars really loudly until somebody else does something constructive! Yeah!

Anyways what's so funny 'bout liberals and pinkos? "Oh, look at them, they want to make the world a better place! Har har har."

Your opinion is insignificant just as an economic sanction or trade embargo issued by a communist country. They've got few goods to produce for their own people, let alone trading it with anyone else.

Hell, that's like Mao Zedong letting his people starve while he plans to spread his influence with kindness by rebuilding Pyongyang from the ground up and funding for the construction of a railway linking Tanzania and Zimbabwe. Communism, how pathetic.

Advanced capitalist countries take more than is their share of the capital in the world, and give it to their workers, which gives them higher wages, while the rest of the world starves. Capitalism is based on cold egotistical self-gratification.

Mao Zedong was not a true Communist, he was a power hungry dictator; not a dictator of the proletariat but a dictator OVER the proletariat, which goes against the whole point of Marxism. Mao Zedong was in truth a monster, more Capitalist than the Americans.

In any case, what's so bad about a liberal? Since when do liberals do terrible, bloodthirsty deeds?

Advanced capitalist countries can economically conquer the world's wealth because their economic system is superior.

Communism was farted out off the ass of some insane Jew. Instead of being a businessman (like the typical Jew), Marx chose to destroy business in the world. Jealousy is a terrible disease.

LOL!

OOC: Isn't this just a bit like flame bait?

Not really? Even conservatives need to laugh and laughter they need especially at their enemies.

OOC: Interested in participating?

OOC: Not particularly. I tend to stay pretty fairly in the middle, never really agreeing with conservatives or liberals.

What about some gay-bashing or North Korean-bashing?

Look around you, is there an excess of love? Is there too much? Do we really need to bash on people who have a little extra? And do you think the North Korean peasants need to be slandered? They live terrible lives under a lying militant government....

"Mekanta wishes to send a... 'comedian' to your... gathering..."

"We wish to know the location, and when it may arrive. We have our own transportation..."

"We assure you. We find him quite... humorous..."

The location is the Zhongjing Convention Center, in twelve hours.

Please note that if your comedian performs anti-Chinese of anti-conservative acts, General Liu carries at least a 9mm.

"We have no worries that the gun will be drawn against it..."

"And he will have no worries of the gun itself. You shall see..."

(Twelve hours Real Time?)

Let's see the terrible things hippies have done. They've made the most of the youth of today a bunch of worthless p*ssies. Experimenting with drugs, sex and all that social degeneracy. Not to mention, liberals allowing homosexuals to run around free, is that not bloodthirsty?

What about some of the terrible things the communists have done?

OOC: The comedians should feel free to swear as long as it is directed at liberals and communists.

"We have no worries that the gun will be drawn against it..."

"And he will have no worries of the gun itself. You shall see..."

(Twelve hours Real Time?)

OOC: Forget about the time. Just 'perform' now.

We suggest that people ignore this ignorant and prejudiced fool and allow him to make his distasteful jokes with his own kind.

And to your leader, I say this (using my admitedly limited knowledge of Chinese and even more limited knowledge of insults):

你吗妈妈很胖。

General Liu, whistles to mimic the sound of a squeaky wheel as he pushes a multilevel wheeled trolly on stage. All props under the cover of a white sheet. Despite the wheels being lubricated only recently.

OOC: I also do sound effects and voice impersonations.

Let's see the terrible things hippies have done. They've made the most of the youth of today a bunch of worthless p*ssies. Experimenting with drugs, sex and all that social degeneracy. Not to mention, liberals allowing homosexuals to run around free, is that not bloodthirsty?

What about some of the terrible things the communists have done?

OOC: The comedians should feel free to swear as long as it is directed at liberals and communists.

Oh yeah, cuz I'm a worthless pussy and everything. I'd kick your ass, but I'm a pacifist: as in, I am wholeheartedly against the social degenaracy known as 'violence'. Experimenting with drugs? What's wrong with that? I'm fine, and I smoke it up almost every day.

And if you think sex is a 'social degeneracy' you have some pretty interesting ideas about procreation....

Also, homosexuals running around free... is... worse than say chaining them up our rounding 'em up and shooting them, for example? Right...
Conservative... or bigoted?

I beleive Communism is wrong.

A strange aircraft hovers a moment in front of the Convention Center before landing, a door on the black craft opening.

A two-legged machine, hunched over, and with dangerous looking pincers walks out of it. "I am here for the comedy convention." It says calmly in a surprisingly human-like voice, not unnerved by people staring at it. "I am the comedian the Holy Empire of Mekanta wished to send..."

I have great respect for the Chinese people, having lived in Beijing for five years, but I think that this particular one is a fvcking jackass, not to mention a bigoted, ill-informed homophobic moron. He'd probably be racist if he was white.

I have great respect for the Chinese people, having lived in Beijing for five years, but I think that this particular one is a fvcking jackass, not to mention a bigoted, ill-informed homophobic moron. He'd probably be racist if he was white.

First of all, just because his country is Chinese doesn't mean he is, does it? And you can be racist without being white, even if he is.

I have great respect for the Chinese people, having lived in Beijing for five years, but I think that this particular one is a fvcking jackass, not to mention a bigoted, ill-informed homophobic moron. He'd probably be racist if he was white.

First of all, just because his country is Chinese doesn't mean he is, does it? And you can be racist without being white, even if he is.

That's a good point, he might not be Chinese.

And of course you can be racist without being white... but if you live in a predominantly white country, like I'm assuming Sino does, and you are racist against the majority you are unlikely to be a conservative...

Although I guess he could hate black people (lots of Chinese do, for some reason) which would mean... yeah, he's just a bastard.

Anyway, Daamfeck, just for the fun of hijacking his thread:

你会说中文吗？

(Or maybe your computer can't pick up the hanzi?)

some thing are just not meant to be done that means being gay is not to be done not because i am going to brush your civil right but because i am looking at it from a scietific stand piont. being gay is not to be because the human body does not support such a sexual manuvere no matter hw much you say i does it does not doing a least willingly.

okay heres one:

Whats the differance between a liberal and a puppy?

a puppy opens it eyes when it grows up.

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Liberals are like seagulls, all they do is squack, eat crap, and are protected by the government.

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Thats my 2 cents.

some thing are just not meant to be done that means being gay is not to be done not because i am going to brush your civil right but because i am looking at it from a scietific stand piont. being gay is not to be because the human body does not support such a sexual manuvere no matter hw much you say i does it does not doing a least willingly.

Wow... sorry, but I'm not sure the English language is supposed to do that...

The machine walks into the convention, the heavy thuds of its feet sounding like a heartbeat.

"Wonderful looking crowd..."

some thing are just not meant to be done that means being gay is not to be done not because i am going to brush your civil right but because i am looking at it from a scietific stand piont. being gay is not to be because the human body does not support such a sexual manuvere no matter hw much you say i does it does not doing a least willingly.

Wow... sorry, but I'm not sure the English language is supposed to do that...

Hee hee hee.... Oh by the way, my computer picks up the hanzi, but I can't read it Chinese characters.

It's not supposed to be done, right, but people still do it because they have feelings that tell them to do it. So give 'em a little civil liberty.

Ahh yes, the blind liberal... They only ran Canada for like a decade, what's wrong with 'em? They should grow a pair and nuke some country full of brown people, eh?

你吗妈妈很胖。

Speaking of fat, a fat North Korean is called Kim Jong-Il.

The machine goes up to someone and taps them on the shoulder, almost knocking them over.

"Do you wish me to perform my act now? Or shall I wait for a more opportune time?"

OOC: Isn't this just a bit like flame bait?

Not really? Even conservatives need to laugh and laughter they need especially at their enemies.

OOC: Interested in participating?

OOC: Not particularly. I tend to stay pretty fairly in the middle, never really agreeing with conservatives or liberals.

What about some gay-bashing or North Korean-bashing?

Gays don't deserve to be treated any differently than heterosexuals. As for the North Koreans, I could care less really.

The machine walks into the convention, the heavy thuds of its feet sounding like a heartbeat.

"Wonderful looking crowd..."

OOC: Keep this a modern tech affair.

okay heres one:

Whats the differance between a liberal and a puppy?

a puppy opens it eyes when it grows up.

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Liberals are like seagulls, all they do is squack, eat crap, and are protected by the government.

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Thats my 2 cents.

OOC: This material kicks ass!

你吗妈妈很胖。

Speaking of fat, a fat North Korean is called Kim Jong-Il.

I've got to say, considering that you're talking to a bunch of Americans (or English, Australians, Canadians and Dutch-folk), I don't think you're going to offend anyone by saying that Kim Jong Il is fat.

Let's see the terrible things hippies have done. They've made the most of the youth of today a bunch of worthless p*ssies. Experimenting with drugs, sex and all that social degeneracy. Not to mention, liberals allowing homosexuals to run around free, is that not bloodthirsty?

What about some of the terrible things the communists have done?

OOC: The comedians should feel free to swear as long as it is directed at liberals and communists.

Oh yeah, cuz I'm a worthless pussy and everything. I'd kick your ass, but I'm a pacifist: as in, I am wholeheartedly against the social degenaracy known as 'violence'. Experimenting with drugs? What's wrong with that? I'm fine, and I smoke it up almost every day.

And if you think sex is a 'social degeneracy' you have some pretty interesting ideas about procreation....

Also, homosexuals running around free... is... worse than say chaining them up our rounding 'em up and shooting them, for example? Right...
Conservative... or bigoted?

I beleive Communism is wrong.

Do you not see what is wrong with drugs? You sick bastard.

I have great respect for the Chinese people, having lived in Beijing for five years, but I think that this particular one is a fvcking jackass, not to mention a bigoted, ill-informed homophobic moron. He'd probably be racist if he was white.

OOC: I can assure you that I'm not white, nor religious.

Do you not see what is wrong with drugs? You sick bastard.

Drugs are bad, bigotry is worse. You lose.

(OOC: There's nothing really future about it. Advanced AI isn't that extreme. I'm essentially just an advanced modern-tech nation. And the AI is an IC characteristic of the nation. It's basicly focused so much on AI that it never got around to inventing the combustion engine. It's a give-take thing.)