NationStates Jolt Archive

I intend to start a massive war rp for freedom from the rule of the GM's or at least show them that they cannot get away with oppressing us.I intend to curtail their effective military power for at least a month of game time.What say you?Telegram me if you want to join the war.All support is appreciated.I am assembling an alliance to take them on.We need all the strength we can get.

My alliance intends to make history to bring down the superpower status of the GM's and bring justice to nationstates,to stop this monopolisation of power by the GM's.

To all moderators:I have not declared war yet.Prepare your forces.

To those who may think I am crazy,for going up against superpowers,I issue a call to arms,for with bravery and courage shall we prove our mettle against them.WE WILL STAND DEFIANT AGAINST THE MIGHTIEST WAR MACHINES OF NATIONSTATES!

OOC:No godmoders pls.

OOC: You're an idiot.

IC: You're an idiot.

wtf

*Wonders about the mental state of Ilham.....and the subsequent intelligence thereof*

OOC:No godmoders pls.

Classic :lol:

What an ending to a post like that! I love it!

*Wonders about the mental state of Ilham.....and the subsequent intelligence thereof*

(I can't tell if this is a joke... or the ramblings of an idiot...)

OOC: You have no hpe of besting all the moderators. Combined they have a what... 50 billion population? Plus, you would have to deal with future tech which from just about anyone else would be a strict godmod...
You cannot win by force or arms.

Now...It may be possible to set the mods against eachother. That would be a viable tactic and an intresting RP to boot!

Now how would it work...hmm... You could dress up your men like Melkorian troopers and make a raid into Menelmacarish America. Eh, it probably wouldn't work. If it did, it sure would be an intresting RP.

That was all OOC comment, and I don't have the courage to try something like that and possibly have both Melkor and Menelmacar down on me at once. :)

You dont, but i might....
Yeah. I'll do it.
Gimmie 5 bucks and i'll do it.

OOCI loved Skullz post too much, im goin to copy it lol, sorry.

OOC: Are you crazy goin up against MODS?
IC: Are you crazy goin up against GODS?

OOC: Nice OOC and IC jokes going on here. Like this:
IC: Like this:
OOC: Confused? Well if anything else this should be entertaining. I'd join up just for something to do if I had an organised army. I do not. So I say, good luck and have fun.

You dont, but i might....
Yeah. I'll do it.
Gimmie 5 bucks and i'll do it.

*Hands Seversky five bucks.*

*Puts on anti-flash goggles, and waits for the bombings to begin*

*Runs away from Sversky as fast as he can and hides in a hole somewhere*

IC: Ilham, the world is wondering what kind of an army you have. It better be something good. You may get some more volunteers if we all know what kind of heat your packing

OOC: I hope the mods decide to answer this challenge.

OOC: You have no hpe of besting all the moderators. Combined they have a what... 50 billion population? Plus, you would have to deal with future tech which from just about anyone else would be a strict godmod...
You cannot win by force or arms.

Now...It may be possible to set the mods against eachother. That would be a viable tactic and an intresting RP to boot!

Now how would it work...hmm... You could dress up your men like Melkorian troopers and make a raid into Menelmacarish America. Eh, it probably wouldn't work. If it did, it sure would be an intresting RP.

That was all OOC comment, and I don't have the courage to try something like that and possibly have both Melkor and Menelmacar down on me at once. :)

Menelmacar's American territory is adjacent to the USS of Whittier.
An attack on Menelmacar or any other nation located in North America will be considered an act of war against Whittier.

Menelmacar is also a neighbor of West Moon.
It is not in our interest to allow them to fall to a non lunar nation.
An attack on any nation with territory on the moon will be an act of war against West Moon.

You see why I wouldn't dare try something like that myself? :P

:? :roll: Reall smart any one want pop corn ?

And is this guy a puppet?

OOO!! Popcorn!! Yey! I want some! :lol:

May I just say that this guy is a complete idiot.

Does anyone have skittles? I love skittles...

bump ( i have to see this...i just have to)

I'm not stupid enough to get into this myself, but i'll be rooting for you all the way. It's either extremely stupid, or will turn out to be one of the most exciting events in the forums ever.

If this goes out as planned, i'd say that it's archive worthy.

Let's gamble on this. 10 dollars say the mods lock this thread.

I hope it does. Personally, I would like to see the superpowers of the game humbled. Of course, he can't possibly defeat them (unless he has Max Berry himself onboard! :))
But it will still be fun to watch!

And I imagine that he is a puppet. He isn't my puppet though.

well...if you started an anti-mod coalition, you might be able to do it, and pull it off. But we would need a jack load of people. I will observe this, though no one seems to be aknowleging the challenge. As my ally ilham, I fear for the souls of your people. If you wanted to start a coalition, you would have to do it through a large telegram system, or ask for help. If we can start one, and it is large enough....heck yeah, I would join.

I will perform random acts of terrorism on the lowest bidder. Since both sides have not bid yet, in 24 hours I will perform random acts of terrorism on both of you.

Not my puppet....but still.......this will be entertaining...if people post real and stop criticizing him like I do. :lol:


To Mods: I dont support this one bit......cough.

To challenger: hehe...goodluck.

I agree with mi ally Greater Duetschland. This is an awsome topic, and i'll follow it. But, i'll only join the good fight against the moderators if we see enough support.

He is no ones puppet, believe me. I know him. He is doing this by himself....thought that might weaken his case, and raise more questions of his mental stability. I say, if a coalition is formed, 10 bucks on the mods.

Are you crazy? No one is going to dare go versus the mods...it just won't happen. You'll get your arses smeared all over this place...and then I'll start a thread with consistent giggles.

But eh...what the hell? I'll do it. If so much as any # countries with a combined pop of at least 5 billion join..I'll join.

I'll put 50 on the mods. If you win, TG me ur adress. I'll send it to you.

You're paying me 50 to attack the mods?

If they go to war with you...as in ackknowledge it....and YOU WIN...yeah. I'll pay you...

Ya know what? Screw it. I withdraw my payment, and join this war. My population of 62 million will help you somehow, Ilham.
COME ON PEOPLE!! It's just a game...have some fun by killing the big guys...

OOOOOOO goody-goody!

*sets up a lawn-chair and anchors it with lots of sandbags and concrete cinder blocks and waits for the 50-megaton nuke to be dropped*


:lol:


:idea:

Wait! I'll put this on PPV and be the Vince McMahon of NationStates!

Hehe...nevermind my last statement.

Ilham has a population of 23million....and he challenged the mods. I thot at least he'd have a billion. I will now cower into a corner.

You are bold, Witzgall, very bold indeed. I am trying very hard to decide whether to help or not myself.

I still think the only way to beat the mods is to get them to attack eachother. Come on, you can't win this fight with brute force. You have to be devious

:idea:

Back in this.

Think about it...we get all of us in this...we'll be untoppable!!

JOIN THIS FIGT

I am leaning towards not helping in the fight against the mods. So far, Ilham has not gotten enough support. Maybe i'll consider helping with a little more support. For now, i'll just sit on my ass, watch, eat popcorn, and enjoy the show. :wink:

I am not declaring war yet...but will be the first to set my foot in the ring. I will join ilham, but if he attacks before I think he should. its over. I call ye that have the guts! Join us! it is just a game! "Fight da' opressas'! kill da opressa' it is ours day to shine!"

Devious isn't going to work.

Everyone in The Rogue Nation of Witzgall is going to war...this is a good cause. And I fight for good causes.

Wish me luck, boys.

JOIN THE
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:1iz5FlqTh64J:www.stormfront.org/graphics/war.jpg

God damn, deciding whether to attack or not is giving me a massive headache. I need some alcohol to...sooth my mind.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I have faith in us. But as long as Ilham & other nations don't give up, we can do this. With enough support, we can do this.

I CALL UPON MY ALLIES TO AID ME IN THIS!! Super American VX Man, the entire Allied States of EuroIslanders, Eriopia! JOIN US!!

I doubt they will, but if the mods a.k.a GODs need my help then they will have it.

OOC: Note to the mods: PLease dont lock this thread or delete our nations. If you have any sense of humuor you will let this go. This game needs a monster war, where everyone gets involved. This is the chance for a large war that this game hasnt seen, I think. Let us have fun!

IC: I call to the Germanic nations for support! May we crush the opressers! may we be FREE! FREEDOM!

:shock: Fight the mods? Er...

OOC: The Moderators moderate the forums. They have no powers IC. You cannot start an IC war because you don't like the way they moderate, it makes no sense.

This guy has absolutley no brains. I refuse to support this supposed "war" and the Grand Kingdom of Hartert shall remain neutral. It is ridiculous. I want to hear exactly what the mods did to deserve an attack, because as far as I can tell, They have run this very well.

Mathias I
King of Hartert

OOC: The Moderators moderate the forums. They have no powers IC. You cannot start an IC war because you don't like the way they moderate, it makes no sense.

Theoretically, you could start an IC war if you didn't like the mod in question's general IC policys. Of course, this war still isn't justified, but aww hell. There is no real way I can justify it ICly. :wink:

><

I hate you people. You ruined it. Now there is no war. GOD ****ING ****** *** **** ****** ****

{{{{{{BLLLLLLEEEEEEPPPPP}}}}}}}

The end.

well i take the side of the God mods.They have had there postion for a while and dont think this little war is going to really going to change there way. but my mind is open lets see what happens. :roll:

Based on what I've heard, It would be nice if they warned more and deleted less. I've heard many, many horror stories about that sort of thing. Of couse, none of them may be true, but ohh well.

I mean, deletion is a last resort. Sort of like an unstoppable superweapon like the nuke in modern times.

i see what you mean and i agree. these guys (some of which i know) spend days trying to decide if deletion is right.

I RESIGN FROM THIS WAR! FOR THE FEAR OF DELETION OF MY NATION, I MUST DO WHAT IS RIGHT.

Finally get to use this thing!

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.1.2.0.0.3)
Created by: Kazaakisthan
Edited by: Padmasa and The Monolith Builders
Filled out by: Layarteb
Directed at: Ilham

Congratulations Ilham! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a(n): (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[X] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor
[ ] christian Zealot
[ ] Ultra Conservative
[ ] More Liberal than Marx

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[X] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[X] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable
[X] A possible cause of several Suicides
[ ] A quote from the Bible with one or two original lines added
[X] Justification for Euthinasia
[X] The reason Mods were created
[ ] Several poorly thought out ideas that were put in a blender 2 years to long
[ ] A bad copy of someone else's ideas
[X] Irrelevant
[X] Irrelevant to the point that assassination has be considered
[X] Irrelevant, like the fact that your genetalia have been put through a meat grinder
[X] A crime against nature
[ ] A sin against God
[ ] A sin against Normack
[ ] A crime against humanity


Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your general beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles
[X] Your military caused our men to die from laughing too much/too hard
[ ] Your military is completely and exactly based off of a book/video game
[ ] You did not use smilies where called for
[ ] You drastically over-used smilies
[ ] Your postcount consists entierly of this topic and your Bumps of this topic
[ ] You either can't type or you type so fast your computer cannot recognise the key touches because you have melted them off their recievers

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you don't have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing
[ ] Report to your local insane Asylum
[ ] Give your computer away and never attempt to use one again
[ ] Drink several bottles of Nyquil and report directly to Hell
[ ] Remove any means of reproduction you currently possess and slay any offspring you have.
[ ] Go outside (It's the place with the plants, a lack of walls, and a bright yellow ball in the air)
[X] Try arming your troops with something better than OR AT LEAST equal to pointy sticks and rocks
[ ] Get an imangination and some originality
[ ] Lay off the emoteicons
[ ] Try pressing the Preview button
[ ] Invest in a spelling/grammar checker
[ ] Get your caps lock button fixed

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[X] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself

Have a wonderful eve, and, please fulfill the marked recommendations.

The Doctor and Jamie discuss what to do with Ilham.

Jamie: Have you thought up some clever plan, Doctor?
The Doctor: Yes Jamie, I believe I have.
Jamie: What are you going to do?
The Doctor: Bung a rock at it.

The Brigadier tells Ilham about what the Doctor is up to.

Brigadier: Most of their work's so secret, they don't know what they're doing themselves.

the Doctor has decided to aim a pistol at Ilham.

Doctor: I've got a pistol.
Sarah: But you'd never use it.
Doctor: True. But they don't know that, do they?

Haha thats always great Layarteb.. now where have I seen that.

And yes, why dont you go up against the mods, i mean, it would be funny, and id give you guns and bombs and nukes and ships and then... oh....crap.

I'll pay anyone who will be on the mod's side for 1 billion dollars!!!

IC:I notice that many nations are reluctant to support me in this war to possibly end all wars.I understand your reasons,as you face the wrath of the gods.

I want to control my destiny,my future in nationstates.The gods,the superpowers I seek to defy,they can and possibly will crush me.

I want to free nationstates from their control,to control our individual destinies.I will fight the good fight to the very end,defying the greatest war machines in the history of nationstates.

I will embrace the fire of legend.For this will be my final stand or my finest hour.Join in in embracing the fire of legend,of the greatest story that will happen yet.

Someone has to defy the gods,someone has to stand up for their destiny.I will do my best to be that someone,but I cannot do it alone.Again,I make a call to arms for all that wish to ally.In a weeks time,the war will begin.

JOIN ME IN THE LIBERATION! LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!

OOC:No godmoders.Possibly No biological weapons.We will fight their spacefleets.with our current tech.

IC:My military has one carrier battle group,6 LPD's for helicopters/Gurkha,Sikh and Malay soldiers specialising in jungle,urban and mountain warfare as well as guerilla and anti-guerilla warfare.

My tanks are all below 30 tons due to mountainous jungle terrain.Except MBTs such as Merkava 3's and Centurion Tempest's as well as LeClerc's

My airforce has Raptors,Eurofighter Typhoons,F-16's.Plenty of cruise missiles.I have a large store of covert biological load anthrax warheads as last resort weapon.

Militaristic culture with large reservist corps.All people have guns and knives and upon reaching high school are given self-defence lessons.Civilian grade self defence for most of population.All can own knives and guns.

Police heavily armed with military grade weapons.Large amount of helicopters for police.

Armed forces is infantry and navy-based.Air force well-trained by Western standards.Possess nuke-powered ships.

No spacefleet.No nuclear warheads.

In total 1,150,000 troops with over 5 million reserves based on israeli/singapore system.Police are highly trained and can match military in terms of weaponry.

Bases in mountains and deep jungle.Cities heavily built up.Deathwatch regiment separate regiment under command of the Crown Prince of Ilham.

All forces are commanded by Prime Minister,the highest authority in Ilham.

We stand against the gods to seek control of our own destiny.We may be broken if we fight against them.Some will call us insane.Some will call us infidels to fight against the gods.Yet someone must stand up.Stand with us.

"I woke up to a red morning,a ruinous day and a bloody sunset.I woke up a warrior's nightmare,a broken destiny and a bleeding future.I will stand up to the gods,and history shall make its judgement.

Dude... when you telegramed me about this it was war games to test RP acumin.

This, on the other hand, is just silly.

An IC war declared against Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod for OOC reasons shall be met with only one thing.

[oldskool WMNK tactic]
http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Ignore-mk-vi-OWNED.JPG
[/oldskoll WMNK tactic]

Riiiiiiight... being a realist...

*dashes to Ilham borders and prepares to pick up piles of dust that are left over of Ilham once nuclear armageddon pwnage begins and make McDonald's toys out of said dust*

Kids, keep this post in mind next time you go and buy a Happy Meal. That ain't plastic there. :wink:

*Ilham now has 15 seconds to live...

...
...

He's still here? Damn. Someone must be feeling merciful today.

A statement has been issued by Grand Duke Grigory, Elector of Enodia, regarding the threats by the nation of Ilham. It reads:

The Electorate of Enodia stands ready to defend her national boundaries. We have no interest in territorial aggrandisement, and so will not move our troops any further than the external borders of Enodia or any Enodian allies. We will, however, fight every last invader who attempts to enter our borders or those of our allies. We further reserve the right to revise these positions, especially if they will facilitate the removal of key Ilhamese leadership from their posts in this odious regime with which we now deal.
Already, we have taken diplomatic action. The Ambassador from Ilham has had his accreditation withdrawn and all Embassy staff of that nation have been ordered to leave Enodian territory within 24 hours or face immediate detention. The same is true of any and all Ilhamese ex-patriates. Neither of these orders will be reversed for the duration of this war, and neither order is likely to be reversed at any time.
Our staff and expatriate community in Ilham has likewise been evacuated by military helicopter and diplomatic jet. We are fortunate enough to welcome the return to Enodian shores of Gustav Freinberger-Steinmetz, one of Enodia's brightest young diplomatic talents, who has been returned to us from the evil nation of Ilham.

Again I say this: Enodia has no wish for war. We are a peaceful nation. However, the intrusion of any Ilhamese nationals or nationals of Ilham's allies into Enodian territory or that of our allies will be taken as an act of war and appropriate retaliation will be immediately forthcoming.
I warn the Prime Minister of Ilham that he rules over a nation of 23 million souls, while our military leaders have a standing army which (OOC: Using the 10% rule) outnumbers his population at their disposal. I request that the Prime Minister see reason and stand his military down while he still has a chance.

Bundesvolksarmee - fuer Enodia, fuer Eisenmetz, fuer Heimat!

OOC: Ilham, what on earth do you hope to achieve? We're not going to somehow give you immunity from the rules if you win.

A statement has been issued by Grand Duke Grigory, Elector of Enodia, regarding the threats by the nation of Ilham. It reads:

The Electorate of Enodia stands ready to defend her national boundaries. We have no interest in territorial aggrandisement, and so will not move our troops any further than the external borders of Enodia or any Enodian allies. We will, however, fight every last invader who attempts to enter our borders or those of our allies. We further reserve the right to revise these positions, especially if they will facilitate the removal of key Ilhamese leadership from their posts in this odious regime with which we now deal.
Already, we have taken diplomatic action. The Ambassador from Ilham has had his accreditation withdrawn and all Embassy staff of that nation have been ordered to leave Enodian territory within 24 hours or face immediate detention. The same is true of any and all Ilhamese ex-patriates. Neither of these orders will be reversed for the duration of this war, and neither order is likely to be reversed at any time.
Our staff and expatriate community in Ilham has likewise been evacuated by military helicopter and diplomatic jet. We are fortunate enough to welcome the return to Enodian shores of Gustav Freinberger-Steinmetz, one of Enodia's brightest young diplomatic talents, who has been returned to us from the evil nation of Ilham.

Again I say this: Enodia has no wish for war. We are a peaceful nation. However, the intrusion of any Ilhamese nationals or nationals of Ilham's allies into Enodian territory or that of our allies will be taken as an act of war and appropriate retaliation will be immediately forthcoming.
I warn the Prime Minister of Ilham that he rules over a nation of 23 million souls, while our military leaders have a standing army which (OOC: Using the 10% rule) outnumbers his population at their disposal. I request that the Prime Minister see reason and stand his military down while he still has a chance.

Bundesvolksarmee - fuer Enodia, fuer Eisenmetz, fuer Heimat!

OOC: Ilham, what on earth do you hope to achieve? We're not going to somehow give you immunity from the rules if you win.
Where is Enodia located?

IC:I notice that many nations are reluctant to support me in this war to possibly end all wars.I understand your reasons,as you face the wrath of the gods.

I want to control my destiny,my future in nationstates.The gods,the superpowers I seek to defy,they can and possibly will crush me.

I want to free nationstates from their control,to control our individual destinies.I will fight the good fight to the very end,defying the greatest war machines in the history of nationstates.

I will embrace the fire of legend.For this will be my final stand or my finest hour.Join in in embracing the fire of legend,of the greatest story that will happen yet.

Someone has to defy the gods,someone has to stand up for their destiny.I will do my best to be that someone,but I cannot do it alone.Again,I make a call to arms for all that wish to ally.In a weeks time,the war will begin.

JOIN ME IN THE LIBERATION! LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!

OOC:No godmoders.Possibly No biological weapons.We will fight their spacefleets.with our current tech.

IC:My military has one carrier battle group,6 LPD's for helicopters/Gurkha,Sikh and Malay soldiers specialising in jungle,urban and mountain warfare as well as guerilla and anti-guerilla warfare.

My tanks are all below 30 tons due to mountainous jungle terrain.Except MBTs such as Merkava 3's and Centurion Tempest's as well as LeClerc's

My airforce has Raptors,Eurofighter Typhoons,F-16's.Plenty of cruise missiles.I have a large store of covert biological load anthrax warheads as last resort weapon.

Militaristic culture with large reservist corps.All people have guns and knives and upon reaching high school are given self-defence lessons.Civilian grade self defence for most of population.All can own knives and guns.

Police heavily armed with military grade weapons.Large amount of helicopters for police.

Armed forces is infantry and navy-based.Air force well-trained by Western standards.Possess nuke-powered ships.

No spacefleet.No nuclear warheads.

In total 1,150,000 troops with over 5 million reserves based on israeli/singapore system.Police are highly trained and can match military in terms of weaponry.

Bases in mountains and deep jungle.Cities heavily built up.Deathwatch regiment separate regiment under command of the Crown Prince of Ilham.

All forces are commanded by Prime Minister,the highest authority in Ilham.

We stand against the gods to seek control of our own destiny.We may be broken if we fight against them.Some will call us insane.Some will call us infidels to fight against the gods.Yet someone must stand up.Stand with us.

"I woke up to a red morning,a ruinous day and a bloody sunset.I woke up a warrior's nightmare,a broken destiny and a bleeding future.I will stand up to the gods,and history shall make its judgement.
Where is your nation located?

Since now the mods now
N000KZ0RZZZZZZZZZ

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:7Ea7jMMCE8QJ:klondikekate.bloggage.com/mt%2520redoubt%2520mushroom%2520cloud.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MfT0Ee6rZigJ:www.rpgamer.com/games/socean/so2/screen/so2-079.jpg

Breaking news just in -
eighteen Nuclear Missiles from the OFSNMS have been launched directly at Ilham!!! We go live to the scene.
*cat stuck in tree and the cameras upside down*
"For cryin out loud rob!"

[color=grey]That was not subliminal messaging[/color/

OOC:I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon destroys the nukes.I ignore that attack as this is not a war forum yet.It starts next week.As for me declaring war against the moderators.You should read my ic.that is my reason.

IC:“ Mr Prime Minister, should we reveal to all the nations the secret that we have uncovered. I advise against it, but it seems to be our only option now if we are to summon the strength to take on the gods” said Defence Minister Khalso Khan.

“Very well. We shall broadcast it into the solar system and wait for the response. Humanity has to know. Hack into all data networks connected to Ilham and broadcast the info we have to all the governments who will listen.

All electromagnetic broadcasts across the solar system switch to static then become clear as the powerful Ilham spy satellites broadcast and amplify the signal , revealing their location to all sensors from the planets.

Prime Minister of Ilham: People of humanity, I have made a call to arms. All of you call my people and my country insane, all of you debase us with your words. Only a few allies do we have that commit to the fight wholeheartedly such as the people of Greater Deutschland. I reveal to you our reasons for this war.

Just weeks ago, a cryptic message was found within an ancient stone artefact deep within the mountain jungles of Ilham. It was decoded and found to contain this message in its essence.

""Screen pans to show an ancient stone tablet held within a glass case. Image magnifies to reveal the words written in Ancient English.""

The superpower nations of the human diaspora, collectively known as ‘mods’, are in fact ruled by Gods of great power. They are benevolent gods, magnanimous in nature and following a directive known only to them. They have great power, able to erase any person or group of persons from this very existence. Yet, they are also gods of order, the only force that can protect humanity and stands between humanity of this world and the ravening creatures of the Great Unknown, the dimension of existence known as the Anarchic Netherspace, the Chaos Web.
They limit humans and control their actions, limiting them to within a small sphere of influence, controlling their freedom. They control the destiny, the ultimate future of all nations, able to destroy them with an action, able to influence with a word.

Screen pans away to go back to the rugged face of the Prime Minister, besides which the Crown Prince and King stand.

Crown Prince: As you have seen, that is why we choose to fight these gods. We will not be their pawns, we will not have our destinies and ultimate fates determined by these gods, no matter how beneficient, no matter how magnanimous. We are ILHAM! We will fight, we will carve out our own future. Humanity wants gods, but we don’t need them to dictate our destiny. We will determine that for ourselves. To all those who do not wish to fight, are you influenced, becoming pawns of these unworthy spawn of Creation? We will not have our freedom limited. For Freedom, For Liberation, For INDEPENDENCE. Humans have left the cradle and we need no looking after from these gods. We will not be someones pawn. We will not have anybody constrain us. We will show the human universe that even gods can be beaten

King: As my son has said , that is the reason we seek allies to beat back the tide. Will you have your ultimate future in the hands of a nameless god? I think not. We will stand our ground and we will fight to the very end, no matter the cost. My people are of one mind. We will either die in a final stand or we shall stand victorious in the field of battle. We stand defiant before the gods who can destroy with but a word, but we will rise again like a phoenix. There will always be hope. Join us, or rot within the limited,protected environment of your cell. No god shall constrain us.
:evil:

((OOC: Well, given that you're declaring war on the mods, ICly, Rep Prod the Ninja Mod doesn't exist. ICly, the Immortal Shogunate and Affiliated Territories of Reploid Productions do. Flowery ancient tablets or whatnot aside, there is no IC target. You can't ICly do battle with something that does not ICly exist. ICly, the mods do not exist. Therefore, my Ignore stays in place, whether you start this silly affair in a week, or in a month, or whenever.

This will be my last acknowledgement of this travesty.))