NationStates Jolt Archive

SNN Breaking News

Today workers of the Beta Zit Corporation have taken up arms against the government of Shadowsdale. Shadowsdale has long been a very liberalist nation. The workers have been shouting "Down with liberalisim" and "Communists all the way". Workers have been using people as suicide bombers and have so far killed over 200 civilians in their attempts to cause complete disarray in the capital city of Clopton. Shadowsdale President Filip Cleinbohl today has declared a state of emergency and has asked all nations for military aid in order to put the rebellion. WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE US!!!!

Statement From the True Directorate:
These are NOT Communists. Communists would not attack civilians. We suggest the government of Shadowsdale reconsider what they call the rebels. The True Directorate of Hallad will remain nuetral.

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The True Directorate

Statement from the New Halladi Order:

The Shadowdale government has our full support. We would offer millitary support, but it must wait until the True Directorate is defeated. Best of luck crushing these communist bastards.

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The New Halladi Order