NationStates Jolt Archive


Pit of Mutilation and Despair!

20-02-2004, 23:14
Commorargh is willing to give any nation the TV rights to the Commorargh Pit of Mutilation and Despair show. Here is a sample of the carnage!

*Subject is in a pit surrounded by 8 metre high walls with an audience seated on the top*

*Subject grabs a crude club and awaits his fate*

*At the side of the pit, a door opens revealing a huge dog*

*The dog lunges at the subject, the subject lunges sidewards and gives the dog a blow with his club*

*The dog wimpers but carries on in it's attack*

*The subject throwes the club at the dog and kills it*

*The subjest slips on the gore and blood and breaks his leg*

*The crowd boos, but a Haemonculus comes on from the side door*

*The Haemonculus slices the subjects stomach and his guts spill out*

*The Haemonculus carries the [alive!] subject away to be further experimented on*

*The crowd wanders off as 3 slaves come into the pit to clean the blood and guts away*

The Tv Rights are £7,000 a month!
21-02-2004, 00:00
bump!
Neo-Mekanta
21-02-2004, 00:09
SECRET REPORT
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Neo-Mekantan agents have begun work to tap into Commorargh's civillian signals in an attempt to steal transmissions of the entertainment broadcast without paying.

No word yet as to their success.
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21-02-2004, 11:58
bump
Midlonia
21-02-2004, 12:08
beep
Midlonia
21-02-2004, 12:08
Commorargh is willing to give any nation the TV rights to the Commorargh Pit of Mutilation and Despair show. Here is a sample of the carnage!

*Subject is in a pit surrounded by 8 metre high walls with an audience seated on the top*

*Subject grabs a crude club and awaits his fate*

*At the side of the pit, a door opens revealing a huge dog*

*The dog lunges at the subject, the subject lunges sidewards and gives the dog a blow with his club*

*The dog wimpers but carries on in it's attack*

*The subject throwes the club at the dog and kills it*

*The subjest slips on the gore and blood and breaks his leg*

*The crowd boos, but a Haemonculus comes on from the side door*

*The Haemonculus slices the subjects stomach and his guts spill out*

*The Haemonculus carries the [alive!] subject away to be further experimented on*

*The crowd wanders off as 3 slaves come into the pit to clean the blood and guts away*

The Tv Rights are £7,000 a month!

*adds commorargh to the "invade and grind citizens into a very very fine paste List*
22-02-2004, 17:00
bump