20-02-2004, 23:12
Commorargh is willing to give any nation the TV rights to the Commorargh Pit of Doom show. Here is a sample of the carnage!
*Subject is in a pit surrounded by 8 metre high walls with an audience seated on the top*
*Subject grabs a crude club and awaits his fate*
*At the side of the pit, a door opens revealing a huge dog*
*The dog lunges at the subject, the subject lunges sidewards and gives the dog a blow with his club*
*The dog wimpers but carries on in it's attack*
*The subject throwes the club at the dog and kills it*
*The subjest slips on the gore and blood and breaks his leg*
*The crowd boos, but a Haemonculus comes on from the side door*
*The Haemonculus slices the subjects stomach and his guts spill out*
*The Haemonculus carries the [alive!] subject away to be further experimented on*
*The crowd wanders of as 3 slaves come into the pit to clean the blood and guts away*
The Tv Rights are £7,000 a month!
*Subject is in a pit surrounded by 8 metre high walls with an audience seated on the top*
*Subject grabs a crude club and awaits his fate*
*At the side of the pit, a door opens revealing a huge dog*
*The dog lunges at the subject, the subject lunges sidewards and gives the dog a blow with his club*
*The dog wimpers but carries on in it's attack*
*The subject throwes the club at the dog and kills it*
*The subjest slips on the gore and blood and breaks his leg*
*The crowd boos, but a Haemonculus comes on from the side door*
*The Haemonculus slices the subjects stomach and his guts spill out*
*The Haemonculus carries the [alive!] subject away to be further experimented on*
*The crowd wanders of as 3 slaves come into the pit to clean the blood and guts away*
The Tv Rights are £7,000 a month!