NationStates Jolt Archive


Pit of Doom!

20-02-2004, 23:12
Commorargh is willing to give any nation the TV rights to the Commorargh Pit of Doom show. Here is a sample of the carnage!

*Subject is in a pit surrounded by 8 metre high walls with an audience seated on the top*

*Subject grabs a crude club and awaits his fate*

*At the side of the pit, a door opens revealing a huge dog*

*The dog lunges at the subject, the subject lunges sidewards and gives the dog a blow with his club*

*The dog wimpers but carries on in it's attack*

*The subject throwes the club at the dog and kills it*

*The subjest slips on the gore and blood and breaks his leg*

*The crowd boos, but a Haemonculus comes on from the side door*

*The Haemonculus slices the subjects stomach and his guts spill out*

*The Haemonculus carries the [alive!] subject away to be further experimented on*

*The crowd wanders of as 3 slaves come into the pit to clean the blood and guts away*

The Tv Rights are £7,000 a month!