NationStates Jolt Archive

The Chief Socialist President, Thomas Alexandri Ha'Goth, seeks the suitable female of his International Comrade Brethren for a Mate, long term in that this female will accept him in his Komodren form, a walking Humanoid Komodo Dragon, and will accept him as a lover.

The Chief Socialist President has kept this long urge in sercret, but can no longer. So, intern, he asks his Comrade Brethren, ally and Neutral, to come forth with a suitable Female for this Leader of Komodren.

Thank you.

-AUDIO TRANSMISSION FROM PRIME MINISTER CYHUNTER-

I am willing to offer my lovely 16-year-old daughter up to your Supreme...er, manlyhood in exchange for releif aid in the wake of the giant monster attack on my capital city of Parthenon.


...assuming, you know, your government allows that sort of thing. :wink:

-END TRANSMISSION-

We accept, but ask to know her looks, her personality, and whatnot.

Even if this works not out, we will always help Comrade Brethren and have already sent in relief aid.

As for the...Female.....let us know more, please.

If you would perhaps be interested in a marriage alliance with a dynastic Communism, the current Imperator, Erik von Blatterschplitt, has a number of quite lovely daughters. If you are interested and have not already chosen a mate, we would be happy to provide more information.

Then so be it, let us see the information. Besides, sixteen year olds need not be married, yet.

"If you require the female not for mating, we have... alternatives..."

"Simulants. Machines that look, feel, smell, sound, and act human. We have yet to perfect taste. Regardless, they are anatomically correct, and have fully customizable personalities..."

Indeed.....yet we require one for...Natural Purposes of a Male and Female in unison as a symbol of peace, love, and relationship, no more loneliness....anywho....thanks anyway.

"What we meant was..."

"Reproductive purposes..."

"Although, we do have several single biological creatures of Imperial nobility... Shall we ask noble circles?"

Um, we need a Female for our Male Chief Socialist President to both Be With and...Mate With to hopfully sire a Child that will permanently bond the Comrade Brethrenhood of the Allied Nation whom gave us the Female....just do whatever, hes.....in need of special and emotional attention, and getting stressed somewhat at being alone all the time.

"... We seem to have one possible match... A Feran girl... datafile being sent..."

(OOC: Fera is one of my new "bitch" nations. AKA: a part of the Mekantan Empire.)

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Name: Nalatia Geren
Age: 17
Hair: Orange
Eyes: Orange
Markings: Orange

NOTE: It is important to note that the girl is Feran. As such, she has some... strange things about her. Namely the cat-like ears, the tiger-like stripes in various places, and the tail. Other than that, just an agile human with fangs...
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"... Yes, we Mekantans tend not to have normal Humans runnings around."

Hmmm......We'll take her!

"Man, flexable!"
"Yea!"
"So whatcha gonna do with her, sir?"
"Finally have someone to be with."
"And......"
"And what?"
"And you finally wil-"
Smacks the Komodren with his tail
"Shut-up, Brethren, don't even say that."
"But you will!"
"Yes, and you would know."
"I've already gotten that piece of the pie."
"Bah, what about the other half?"
"I dunno, I'm straight, as all Komodren are."
"Duh, I ment that pie."
"Oh, thats Apple, go ahead, ain't mine."

Hmmm......We'll take her!

"Man, flexable!"
"Yea!"
"So whatcha gonna do with her, sir?"
"Finally have someone to be with."
"And......"
"And what?"
"And you finally wil-"
Smacks the Komodren with his tail
"Shut-up, Brethren, don't even say that."
"But you will!"
"Yes, and you would know."
"I've already gotten that piece of the pie."
"Bah, what about the other half?"
"I dunno, I'm straight, as all Komodren are."
"Duh, I ment that pie."
"Oh, thats Apple, go ahead, ain't mine."

"Interesting. We will send her immediately."

The ambassador calls to someone in the background.

"You hear that you little (Mekantan Insult)!? We'll finally be rid of you!"

A young woman calls back. "Yeah, good! I won't have to see another of you rusty, impersonal, mechanical freaks!"

The ambassador turns back to the screen. "She might be gagged when she arrives... for obvious reasons..."

Rrrrrriiiigggghhhhttttt........Lets hope this Merges our Comrade Brethrehood to a stronger Alliance. Thank you.

"No. Thank you."

Something about the behavior of the Mekantans and Ferans when near each other seems to indicate their two races are natural enemies. Or maybe it's just the fact that the Mekantans have conquered the Ferans.

Regardless, a transport is sent, containing several Mekantans, and a gagged Feran woman who keeps trying to shout obsceneties at the Mekantans regardless.

Thomas Alexandri Ha'Goth stands there, in his true Humanoid Reptilian Form, watching the poor feline human come down.

"Um, Welcome," he said, his tail swishing with interest, "I am known truly as Kata'Re, Thomas Alexandri Ha'Goth to the World."

He waits, extending his hand. He looked like a Huymanoid Komodo Dragon, no drooling, just a bigger, somewhat, skull for the intelligent brain needed and a build that suggests prime.

The girl gasps upon seeing the lizard, for a moment giving the outward expression of fear.

That is revealed to not be the case, however, when she leaps at him, arms wrapped around his neck. "Thank you! Thank you for saving me from being surrounded by these idiotic machines! Take me now, you big manly lizard man!" She giggles, lets go of him, and bows. "I am Nalatia Geren, daughter of Alpha Lady of the tribe Fera Gala."

There is a large clang as the Mekantans all facepalm at once. "Must you behave so..." One says, shrugging. "Nevermind. We delivered the girl. Our mission is done."

"No it isn't." Another says, looking to the girl. "We still have to take care of all the official stuff about Mekantan..." He noticed his comrade's optics locked on him. "... But you know, I think we can just have one of the computers do it... Or... I can... You can just go hang out in the ship..." He backed away. "Just please don't rip my arm off and start beating me with it again..."

The lead Mekantan bowed to Thomas/Kata'Re, his hand on his shoulder in a traditional Mekantan salute. "Mission successful, Mister President. If there is anything else you require, we shall remain for a few days." He glares at Nalatia, actuators in his neck making an iritated grinding sound as he did. "As far away from that thing as we can, of course..."

Hitting his chest, fist clenched, in a Komodren salute, his impact echoed outward, then, "We thank you, Mekanta, and I believe you will need to be far away as possible. Make yourselves at home, for we welcome Comrade Brethren Allies, all types." He smiles, looking to his new mate, "Hello Nalatia, I am honored to be in your presence. Shall we declare each of us one to another, and be gone to your new home?"

Seeing a nod, he left, heading for a transportation vehicle with his female in arms, actually lifting her just like newly weds. All is said and done, bla bla bla.

OOC:

Thread creation or just this be end, Mekanta?

(OOC: Whatever you think. I'm completely neutral on the matter. Though, keep in mind, the longer the thread goes, the more comments those Mekantans are going to make.)

(...)

(Though the thought of one of those robots skipping along happily as the flower "girl" at a wedding is just too... what's the word... funny...? disturbing in a fun kind of way...? just plain wrong...? D. all of the above...? ^_^)

OOC:

imagines a tough looking robot skipping like a sissy girl....suddenly becomes frozen with fear at the thought of.....of......pure terror in motion....O.o

Anyway, guess we'll end. Relations between Mekanta and the USSNR have become......hmmm......VERY STRONG. Lets put it this way: You land at our airports, even with military, the USSNR will welcome ya the same. :wink:

Oh, and btw, thanks for the Cat-Girl.....mmmmm flexable....::drools::

-OOC-

*has a mental image* (http://pages.prodigy.net/amywil/h_kitty.html)

Yeah... something like that...

...

And maybe I should have waited and made Sithana and sent you someone from there. They're kinda lizard-like...

... Nah, the catgirl is fine...

... Now I go to sleep... Me need sleepies...

... Brain... shutting... down...