20-02-2004, 03:03
Conganvanian Minister Of Health: "After the relocation of our entire nation of Conganvania to a new region, an epidemic of jet lag has brought chaos and destruction to out once peacfull land. 340 Conganvanians have been killed in rioting in the capital. Nearly the entire Conganvanian pharmesuticals industry has been destroyed by looting and militia units have left there positions on the border to raid nabouring nations for asperin.
We need aid in order to repare the damage done to our econemy and infustructure, but above all we need painkillers, lots of painkillers, if no painkillers are availeble then we are prepared to accept alcoholic beverages."
Conganvanian Minister Of Defence: "We would also like some kind f short term peace keeping force, the defence force, 100.6 strong if you include legless harry, is unable to maintain order in the nation. Any militery aid would be apreciated."
We need aid in order to repare the damage done to our econemy and infustructure, but above all we need painkillers, lots of painkillers, if no painkillers are availeble then we are prepared to accept alcoholic beverages."
Conganvanian Minister Of Defence: "We would also like some kind f short term peace keeping force, the defence force, 100.6 strong if you include legless harry, is unable to maintain order in the nation. Any militery aid would be apreciated."