Gregloristan
19-02-2004, 00:38
Gregloristan has started an advertising campaign abroad hoping to attract immigrants in search of salvation. Gregloristan is a God-fearing nation (we fear the God G) of right-minded men and women (men wear burquas, as God demands, for God despises the look of man). Salvation is found here by praying, self-flagellation and simply by living in the holy land of Gregloristan, the land of the prophet Joseph Schmitke.
Nations wishing to donate to the poor state of Gregloristan may do so, comfortable in the knowledge that their donations will pay for the clandestine nuclear program, I mean, for the education of our young people in reactionary religious schools, where we teach fear of god, how to pray, and advanced nuclear physics.
Praise to G, and Joseph Schmitke, his prophet.
Nations wishing to donate to the poor state of Gregloristan may do so, comfortable in the knowledge that their donations will pay for the clandestine nuclear program, I mean, for the education of our young people in reactionary religious schools, where we teach fear of god, how to pray, and advanced nuclear physics.
Praise to G, and Joseph Schmitke, his prophet.