NationStates Jolt Archive


Where's the beef?

Pratev
17-02-2004, 07:41
The Principality of Pratev is seeking markets for it's beef export. Our new policy requiring humane treatment of animals has resulted in a sharp decline in demand for meat locally. The Pratev beef industry is still among the best in the world. We can garuantee our beef is disease-free and free of steroids. We have never suffered from mad-cow disease, and as exporters rather than importers of beef, are immune from contracting such diseases in out cattle population. Please contact Agricultural Spokesman Alf Weezer to arrange a visit, brochures, or arrangements for export.
17-02-2004, 07:49
my findings are that "mad cow" infect the brain, and nervice system, not the meat, and is caused my ingestion of cow brains (if the cow eats cow brains)
I'll take 10, tons of beef a NS month, at $0.50 a lb ($10,000)
Pratev
17-02-2004, 07:56
my findings are that "mad cow" infect the brain, and nervice system, not the meat, and is caused my ingestion of cow brains (if the cow eats cow brains)
Our policy is that no discarded carcasses or parts of animals be fed to other animals if they are intended for human consumption. It is against the law in Pratev to consume carnivorous animals, and omnivorous animals (such as pigs) must be raised on a strict vegetarian diet in order to be sold as food.
I'll take 10, tons of beef a NS month, at $0.50 a lb ($10,000)
Thank you. That will be most acceptable.
17-02-2004, 08:00
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17-02-2004, 08:00
i'll also buy each intact cow skull and jaw for $15 each, there seems to be a market in my country for them, for some reason, and they sell like wild fire.
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