NationStates Jolt Archive

From the people that brought you The Rubber Band (c) comes the latest in Rediculous Tech.

[b]Sarcasim and Poor Speeling Inc introduces...[b]

Godmodium!

http://www.byregion.net/images/items/140349.jpg

Godmodium (c) was created by accident when trying to create a cheap substitute for Vodka.

Possible uses and pretty pictures...

Godmodium (c) can be used to nOOk-proof nations by spinning it in a slingshot.... anywhere really.

http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/special/photo/mideast3/slingshot.jpg

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Blowing up Earth. Pretty self explainatory really. Best method, is to put it in a box filled with speeling errors. Looks pretty cool.

http://www.govtech.net/magazine/gt/1999/dec/lastbytesdec/earthexploding.jpg

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Chuck it in a vat of oil to deep fry stuff.

http://www.usagichan.com/Acen99/Dcp03547.jpg

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Heck, I don't know.

http://www.askalana.com/images/card-fn-kitten.jpg


We accept;

~ Cash
~ *Money Wired*
~ Llamas
~ Virgin Blood
~ Human Souls
~ Fluffy Stuff
~ Loos change

w00t! Colodia is taking a trip to Pluto! Courtasey of the President!

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I have counted my fluffy things and there are 500 pieces of fluff, along with 67 cents loose change and 5 Litres of Virgin Blood! how much can i get?

We'll give you:

Five ounces of dryer lint
Sixty-two cents
Random sign that says "MECHANICAL ROOM"

Also, how much for the kitten?
That'll by you nine tonnes of Godmodium (c), a turck load of out-of-date cheese and the kitten :D.

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I have counted my fluffy things and there are 500 pieces of fluff, along with 67 cents loose change and 5 Litres of Virgin Blood! how much can i get?
Sure, why not? :wink:

I'll even through in an emoticon: :roll:

We have 1000 dead dogs. Those are fluffy ya?

I've managed to collect two decades' worth of bellybutton lint, four boxes of old shoelaces, 4300 "Dukakis for President" election signs, and a warehouse of Bill O'Reilly books. Sorry I couldn't find anything worth more than $0.02, is this sufficient?

I've managed to collect two decades' worth of bellybutton lint, four boxes of old shoelaces, 4300 "Dukakis for President" election signs, and a warehouse of Bill O'Reilly books. Sorry I couldn't find anything worth more than $0.02, is this sufficient?
We attempted to mail your Godmodium, except space and time was folded by the movement and it arrived back on my desk two days ago.... I just remembered.

We have 1000 dead dogs. Those are fluffy ya?God no! :P

fine...take our 1748927319827498111111!!!!!shift1111!!!!one!!!! cats

fine...take our 1748927319827498111111!!!!!shift1111!!!!one!!!! catsDeal! have an infinate supply of Godmodium.

OMG w3'er li3k t3h ub3r 1337><0rz C010d14 PWNS j00!

*Colodia turns into a giant radioactive sludge monster and takes over Rotovia*

OMG w3'er li3k t3h ub3r 1337><0rz C010d14 PWNS j00!

*Colodia turns into a giant radioactive sludge monster and takes over Rotovia*
Rotovia uses Godmodium to go back in time and stop "joo". Don't ask how.

I wont....*secretly goes back in time as invisible and takes over Rotovia in the year 200 BC with n00ks!*

I wont....*secretly goes back in time as invisible and takes over Rotovia in the year 200 BC with n00ks!*We were founded 4000 BC, but sure. Why not?