16-02-2004, 06:43
Darkmentian National News Reporter Kimi Empteshapht reports:
"Having been always disgusted by the Free Land of the Redheadz, Darkmentia began mobilising it's troops and arms on Saturday. Today the northern nation has officially declared war, though troops began moving for the South Pacific yesterday. The troops are expected to arrive Monday afternoon when Darkmentian forces will launch an all-out assault codenamed Operation: Kill the Wusses. Despite the compulsory military service in Redheadz, their army is fairly small, and most of them are incredibly high due to the lax drug laws. A swift victory is expected.
Darkmentian generals have informed me that they have no desire to conquer the tiny island nation, simply kill off it's inhabitants. Apparantly most of the nation's capital has been pooled with the highly successful Arms Manufacturing industry in Darkmentia to produce the weapons and artillery being used in this campaign."
"Having been always disgusted by the Free Land of the Redheadz, Darkmentia began mobilising it's troops and arms on Saturday. Today the northern nation has officially declared war, though troops began moving for the South Pacific yesterday. The troops are expected to arrive Monday afternoon when Darkmentian forces will launch an all-out assault codenamed Operation: Kill the Wusses. Despite the compulsory military service in Redheadz, their army is fairly small, and most of them are incredibly high due to the lax drug laws. A swift victory is expected.
Darkmentian generals have informed me that they have no desire to conquer the tiny island nation, simply kill off it's inhabitants. Apparantly most of the nation's capital has been pooled with the highly successful Arms Manufacturing industry in Darkmentia to produce the weapons and artillery being used in this campaign."