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Dirt Cheap F-16s for New Nations

Googlewoop
15-02-2004, 03:24
As of March of this month, all of our standing air superiority fighter squadrons are to be reequipped with newly backward engineered Eurofighters.

As we will now have no use whatsoever for our old fleet of F-16s and remembering how difficult it is to defend a new nation, we are offering these aircraft at ridiculously low prices, enough to initially arm the new fleet.

Most know he specs for an F-16 so I will not go into detail but all aircraft are still supersonic, some have been modified to carry extreme long range interceptor weapons and some have even been adapted for carrier operations (soon to be replaced by F-18s.

There are approximately 50 000 aircraft in our initial sale and are open to negotiation for prices between 250 000 standard dollars for each unit and 500 000 if reasonable stocks of ordinance are wanted. These include AIM-120AMRAAMS, sidewinders, millions of rounds of Vulcan cannon ordinance and a few select HARM radar seeking missiles.

Any new nation interested in purchasing a few or many aircraft may post here or telegram me.

Looking forward to doing business with you,

Donald Ducksfelt
Minister for Defence, the Republic of Googlewoop
Farfetched prospect
15-02-2004, 03:26
I wish to purchase 500 F-16

250.000.000 wired on conformation
TheBlackMarket
15-02-2004, 03:26
While I'm not a new nation, I do deal with several. Would you consider selling 10x F-16's on the Black Market?
Googlewoop
15-02-2004, 03:37
I wish to purchase 500 F-16

250.000.000 wired on conformation

Transaction confirmed.

Send as many pilots as you wish to fly the aircraft home. We fuel for free.

Also as our first buyer, bring in a weapons analyst and will throw in some orinace free of charge.
15-02-2004, 03:37
We will take 2,000 F-16s.

$500,000,000 will be wired to your account upon confirmation.
Communist Rule
15-02-2004, 03:40
2,000 F-16s. 400000000000 wired.
Googlewoop
15-02-2004, 03:45
Transaction confirmed.

Follow above mentioned instructions to first buyer and also take as much ordinance as you can carry home.
Farfetched prospect
15-02-2004, 04:06
I wish to purchase 500 F-16

250.000.000 wired on conformation

Transaction confirmed.

Send as many pilots as you wish to fly the aircraft home. We fuel for free.

Also as our first buyer, bring in a weapons analyst and will throw in some orinace free of charge.

*25 DC-10 aircraft, take-off from there runway in Prospects Military HQ*

all 500 pilots are ready, and 250 million in gold is being shiped out. arrival in 7 hours...

thank you
15-02-2004, 04:08
We wish to purchase five. The all-knowing dictator is bored and wants to shoot something.
Nihilistic Dominions
15-02-2004, 04:09
500 F-16s

$125,000,000 *WIRED*
16-02-2004, 03:36
20,000 F-16s

$5 billion will be wired upon confirmation.