NationStates Jolt Archive

Competitors battle it out for supremecy of the lounge. Anything goes, and no weapon is too strange or too fantastic!

Psychic powers!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH!!! Before someone attack i can read there midn andmake it all messed up!!! :twisted:

oh this outta be fun

i use wolverine style berserk fury which renders your powers utterly useless. i extend my razor sharp adamantium claws and charge at you.

I'll just fart in the room and kill you all with foul smells.

my mind is simply a blur of rage and fury. my claws rip into your arrogantly unprtected flesh.

my awesome healing abilities protct me from the foul smells. i redirect my attentions towrd mr. stinky and lunge.

My homing black hole comes in and sucks everything within a few light-years into it, effectively erasing you from Space-time.

I win! :P

i switch to eragon style magic and draw the long black sword at my belt.
"its show time!"

my power, is the stolen magic & psychic blocking whiffle ball bat. Becuse it is really cool.

*Whack*
*Pow *
*Smash*

hahahahahhahaha!
:twisted: :o

drawing on all my abilities at once (and with a little help from some atreides genes) i rework space-time, undoing what has been done. this reforms the lounge and the two bleeding corpses. time to go to work on a third.

brisingr, jierda! * a bight hot light flies froim my hand. this eliminates Exonerate permanantally.

My powers include anything to do wiht psychic power liek telekinesis. I could destroy your black hole with my mind. I win yet again. :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

i catch krypton's bat in mid swing and wrench it from his grasp. i then shove it down his throat.

hey phil, go hul/thor on malotonation

i use the awesome might of my bat to cut off power to the lounge. The whole forum in total Darkness.


Luck for me i happen to be the wielder of such elements. My Hulk size Darkling tangles with "Claws" there. Why my other makes sure that the other wish they were never born.

a very dramatic "tee hee"

Burn Burn!! Time for some pyrokinesis!!!!! Then i will freeze you all rinse and repeat!!!!! Then i will destroy all your take all your weasons with my mighty power and use them for myself. (can you tell i like fire and ice) :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

crap, hulk sized darklings. now how did we say to defeat those things? oh yeah! flashlight go!

you are unable to take my psychic powere bloacking Whiffle ball bat.

I leap in to the air and hit MaLOTANIATION in the back of the head. :shock:


- you are no match for my awesome might

Luckly, the dark does not affect a Jedi like me, and I attack Krypton with TK kill.

Gets in gundam (robot thingy thta is big with super de duper weapons)!!!! Then uses psychic powers to use them all together and blows up and/or takes everything. Want me to send out my army i have been preparing!!! :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

firday the 13th enhanced chaos magic blasts krypton in the back, blowing him out the window. (the lounge is on the 2,000 floor of this building)

**disspears** I can turn invisible and teleport so if you get close to me to bad i go bye bye so no one can hurt me. Then i sneak up on you form behind and steal yuor weapons then i deploy my army.

my whiffle ball bat protects me form such a hex. Luckly for me i am also trained in the ways of the Jedi.

and my bat double as a light saber

"bring it on, Core"

my whiffle ball bat protects me form such a hex. Luckly for me i am also trained in the ways of the Jedi.

and my bat double as a light saber

"bring it on, Core"

**goes to colony in space** HaHA i have an amry of mobile suits and gundamsd to deploy and wiht my psychic power and those of my army you shall die!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

As the other guy throws Krypton out the window, I turn my attention to the stupid gundam robot, and turn it into scrap metal with TK.

i quickly jump inside deathscythe hell-custom and whip out my scythe.

Krypton and I duel, while a fleet of Super Star Destroyers take on the gundam armies.

I protected my gundam with my telekinesis by making a psi sheild. So ha **blows up person who tried to kill me with pyrokinesis**
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Choas lord let's be allies **hops into wing zero** Want to meet beam rifle.
"history is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war peace and revolution continue on forever." Mariemea from endless waltz.

A fleet of 10 of these babies:
http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/superstardestroyer/img/movie_bg.jpg
and 100 Star Destroyers, plus 300 support craft and hundreds of squadrons deploy outside the borders of MalOTANIATION, and fire all weapons on the stupid robots.

Futile efforts!! My psi sheilds blocked it. These mobile suits are far superior thna your stypid starships!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

**bloews up star fleety thingy wiht bemsa rigfle and psychic powers** MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

The blast is deflected by the super-powerful shields on the ships.
All starships are protectd by Ysalimari, creatures that block all psychic powers, and the creatures break through the psychic shields, so that the fleet decimates the Gundam Robots.

HAHAHA!! I used 2 weapons a Beam Rifle and my psychic powrs and my sheilds are to powerful for you all you have succeeded in doing is giving me a slight headache.I declare war upon core worlds!!!!

**pulls out beam sabers** HAHAHA!! Bet this!! **slahses at m,onsters and destroys them and destroys the fleet to** You are to slow. they have alreayd exploded. I proclaim victory against core worlds!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

**pulls out beam sabers** HAHAHA!! Bet this!! **slahses at m,onsters and destroys them and destroys the fleet to** You are to slow. they have alreayd exploded. I proclaim victory against core worlds!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

I guess you hav4 given up on beating me. I win.

Oh yeah? Well beat this!

Twenty fully powered Death Star IIs jump out of hyperspace, and started firing their unstoppable superlasers at the gundam fleet, vaporizing thousands. And we have fixed the thermal exhaust problem, so no torpedoes or ships can get in to destroy the reactors!! Mwahahahahahaha! No one can stop me, now!

I pull out a laser gun and shoot your head off.

I yawn, sit back, and ignore this ridiculous fellow, who rants delusionally over a non-existent army he claims to have.

I jump up, and fart, blowing up the lounge but i am protected by my special armor

I don't particularly take to Gundams. Seems too cheap to me. BTW, I blocked the laser with my lightsaber. Only way you could kill me is by overwhelming me.

I wave my hand in front of my face. *Whoo! What a stink!*

well then i go hecka small, go in your brain and start killing your memory cells one by one :twisted: im the new alzheimers!! :twisted: :twisted: rooohahahahahaa

Well i will just go back to my psychic power to overwhelm yourminds now.

well, my helmet stops it and puts it back at you, blowing up your head

Fry u all with my spacecruiser C.C.P Kalinkas phasers. Or maybe ill use mindrape 7000-device.

Then i'll use the mindrape 70 000 device.

NUKE!!!!

*A nuclear bomb lands somewhere in the vicinity, resulting in a mushroom cloud (or clod, either way) which can be seen from about the lower edge of space*

well then i aim my butt up and shoot my crap out so fricken hard it blows your ship up

If that doesn't work, a swarm of nukes does the trick.

WEll then i fart again and the nukes all blow away. :sucker:

Want a farting competition? My counter-fart blows them back at yer. Heh.

Well then i do an SBD and they explode by you because they are blown back, and then the acid in my farts eat all your flesh away

I'm protected by an energy shield. So now I fire my homing atomic lasers at you.

And lo the king Gus of Wordupia strode into the room. From within his great cloak he drew forth two large haddock. And whirling like a dervish he smote all and sundry who stood in his way.
Presently all that is left are the bodies of the smitten and a haze of fluttering fish scales. With a beatific smile, and a knowing nod, king Gus turned on his heel and strode out again.....

and lo, the ghost of me haunts King Gus till his dying day. *Yusuke the Spirit Detective takes over while I use arcane magic and Jedi powers to ressurect myself*