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14-02-2004, 00:47
[size=18]The Allied States of Esionagia: "The Fortress of Freedom"[/size=18]
[size=16]Storefront[/size=16]

[size=12]Military Training[/size=12]

While young, we have developed advanced military techniques. We have two courses available currently:

BASIC TRAINING CRASH COURSE: 100,000 Keynotes ($52,139 USD)

Course lasts sixteen days. The curriculum is listed below:

How to effectively hide yourself
How to build field fortifications
How to effectively move in battle
How to observe the battlefield
How to handle intelligence related operations
How to effectively communicate on the battlefield
How to take care of yourself on the battlefield
How to handle land mines (Both setting up and disarming.)
How to conduct demolitions
How to manuver around obstacles
How to fight in urban areas
How to deal with Weapons of Mass Destruction
How to track hostile forces
How to survive, evade, and escape
How to analyze patterns of fire
How to build anti-armor devices from scrap


Each unit lasts one day.

AIRBORNE ASSAULT CRASH COURSE: 250,000 Keynotes ($130,347.5 USD)

This trains your troops in basic airborne operations. Course lasts three weeks (21 Days)


Parachuting Techniques
Helicopter Techniques
Simulated Mission


The Techniques units last nine days each. The simulated mission is three days long.

[size=12]Baskets[/size=12]

One of our major industries is basket weaving. We sell three sizes of basket:

.25 METER DIAMETER BASKET: 50 Keynotes ($13.03 USD)
.5 METER DIAMETER BASKET: 100 Keynotes ($26.07 USD)
1 METER DIAMETER BASKET: 200 Keynotes ($52.14 USD)

They are all woven out of strong, thin wood. Shipping is included on all baskets!


[size=12]Gambling Products[/size=12]

One of our other major industries is gambling. We sell authentic, casino quality gambling goods.

52 PAPER CARD DECK: 10 Keynotes ($5.21 USD)
52 PLASTIC CARD DECK: 25 Keynotes ($6.50 USD)
300 CHIP BOX (100 Red, 100 Blue, 100 White): 50 Keynotes ($13.03 USD)
ROULETTE TABLE: 5000 Keynotes ($2,606.95 USD)


[size=12]ALSO, PLEASE NOTE WE OFFER THE SERVICES OF OUR EXPEDITION FORCE OF 5,000 TO DEFEND FREEDOM WHEREVER IT IS UNDER THREAT- FOR FREE! WE ARE THE FORTRESS OF FREEDOM- Esionagia![/size=12]


[size=1]You may apply here for said service. Esionagia reserves sole right to determine the validity of your claim that freedom is under threat there.[/size=1]
Crossman
14-02-2004, 01:11
Well my nation is well capable of training ourselves, very effectivley. However since you seem like a nice nation, I'll give you $5million just to help you.

-Emperor Crossman
14-02-2004, 01:18
BASIC TRAINING CRASH COURSE: 100,000 Keynotes ($52,139 USD)

Course lasts sixteen days. The curriculum is listed below:

How to effectively hide yourself
How to build field fortifications
How to effectively move in battle
How to observe the battlefield
How to handle intelligence related operations
How to effectively communicate on the battlefield
How to take care of yourself on the battlefield
How to handle land mines (Both setting up and disarming.)
How to conduct demolitions
How to manuver around obstacles
How to fight in urban areas
How to deal with Weapons of Mass Destruction
How to track hostile forces
How to survive, evade, and escape
How to analyze patterns of fire
How to build anti-armor devices from scrap



sounds like A-team stuff to me, do you also love it when a plan comes together?

however, since we are a startup nation, we feel our secret police could use a brushing up of their skills as our population is growing and we need new methods to repress and crush dissent continually.