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Assassination of Chancellor Caranjo and a New Order!

Phylactoros
12-02-2004, 22:08
Greetings, I represent the new leader of the Principality of Phylactoros.

I wish to inform the nation of Phylactoros that their leader, head of Parliament, Chancellor Rigoberto Caranjo, lies dead. His body was found in a river, decapitated. His assassin or assassins remain unknown at this time. In midst of this tragedy, I have assumed emergency leadership of the nation.

However, I must address the nation, and ask that you follow with the reforms that I feel are necessary to our nation's progress. I shall start by ridding our nation of the things that plagued us in the past. Our attempts to defend against other so-called "immoral" governments and our approaches on democracy have been outright disasterous. All it has done is lead our people on an exodus from our nuclear ravaged homeland, to a new home. Then, the former parliament of Phylactoros has given the people far too many opprotunities to rebel against them. THey had given plenty of reason as well. They were hunting our national animal to extinction, allowing union workers to go on strike whenever the wages were not high enough for them to buy their 5th sports car, and then the worst. The worst was destroying our rainforests to mine uranium, and setting up plants for the very source of power which destroyed our nation in the first place!!!

Therefore, as my first act as new Chancellor, I hereby dismiss all members of the former Parliament of Phylactoros. Any man who does not comply with this decreee shall be shot on site. A new parliament will be chosen by men that I deem able minded enough to run this nation as it is supposed to be run. We will also restore morality to this warmongering mob that we call a country. Weapons owned by citizens will require registration, obsceneties will be rooted out wherever possible, and our unruly and rebellious population will be brought under control!!!

My next act will now be to rename the office of Chancellor. From here on out, I shall be addressed as the Supreme Pontiff of the Principality of Phylactoros. We should remove the old images of our traumatic past, and begin anew. We thank those who are cooperating with us, and urge the rest of the nation to do the same. Also, pay no attention to any of the accusations from the so called "loyalist" scumbags. Neither me nor any of the current parliament was involved in any conspiracies against the previous government.

- Reginald Reinhold, Supreme Pontiff of the Principality of Phylactoros