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The nation of the Republic of he Seychelle Islands in an effort to raise money to actually afford military, has decided to sell one of our most vaulable yet uninahibted islands.

A nation must suggest a price and give reasosns why their nation can be trusted to safely maintain th4 island and not present a threat to our small nation.

Diego Garcia

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I will offer 2 billion dollars as a starting offer and Tyrantis has no interest in it exept to expand its borders. We assure you no nukes will be placed on the island and that it will be used as a resort for Emperor Tyrantis.

The government of Hudecia would like to bid on this island.

We suggest that instead of a sale, you lease the island out to our nation for a price of $100 million / year.

The government of Hudecia is a member of the New Nations Alliance which was formed to protect smaller nations. So we are not allowed to attack or threaten new nations. If you were to join this alliance it would doubly assure that my nation could not renege on our vow.

I will raise the price to 10 billion dollars. Also I am one of the Triarchy of GCON and wish you no harm and we would help provide a military for you were you to join GCON.

The Fedral Union will bid 15 billion .

45 billion.

While it is all nice and good to put an island up for "sale"

A general rule of etiquette is that you actually, say, control the island first.

The Internationale has had recognized claim to Diego Garcia for a long time now, and in fact, is currently in a slight dispute over another nation that claimed it around the same period/before.

Needless to say,
No nation here that "purchases" the island will be recognized and full military action by the Internationale will be taken by ANY nation that attempts to seize Diego Garcia in any way.


Thank you,
Mr. Harassalot
Foreign Ambassador for the Internationale

Telliria will bid 45 Billion dollars.

Our borders are getting a little small and we need to expand. However you have our word that we will not advance upon your territory. No WMD will be placed on the island, and a small naval base and 5,000 troops will be the most that is on the island at anyone time.

Thanks for that information I withdraw my offer. Yet still you should join GCON and we will help get your military started.

We would be bal to bid 80 billion plus give you specs and or invest in your indestry .

Telliria will bid 45 Billion dollars.

Our borders are getting a little small and we need to expand. However you have our word that we will not advance upon your territory. No WMD will be placed on the island, and a small naval base and 5,000 troops will be the most that is on the island at anyone time.

You do realize there is no way 5,000 troops would ever fit on that island the most would be 750 from where I can see.

Hmm, well with the amount of land on that island. We would be willing to buy it for say 5 billion dollars.

As to why the Federated Klatchian Coast would not be a threat to your nation. Well we will throw in a non-agression pact such that you don't have to worry about such things. Otherwise some of our less content states might decide to invade you just for fun. Of course we would be very unhappy if our new naval base facilties were threatened by an invasion of your nation.

Also, the state military of Alcona and Hubris would be willing to offer training for your marine forces, and a few used frigates on lease to help sweeten the deal.

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Landgravine Hubris
Outer Consul of The Federated Klatchian Coast

:? Speaking of size the fedral union reduseis it offer down to 7 billion.

Thank you Tyrantis,

Our military is well under way under the auspices of Supreme Allied Commander Olliephant, with extensive training from the best militaries in the world Olliephant is firmly guiding our endaevors towards the successful destruction of Dictators, Capitalism, and Religion (there are ideaological goals, so no need to feel threatened).

However, for those of you not paying attention, the Internationale would like to repeat: Diego Garcia has been ours for some time now. We have established outposts and military bases upon the island.
You cannot purchase something which is not for sale.

If you would like to continue bidding on this nation, I have a bridge I would like to sell you.

Thank you,
Mr. Harassalot
Foreign Ambassador for The Internationale

The United Socialist States of Michaeltopia will place a bid of $4, and we will not use our humongus neuclear arsonas to destroy your puny, worthless democratic excuse for a nation. We'll also throw in four tanks and a nuke for your new army.

The United Socialist States of Michaeltopia will place a bid of $4, and we will not use our humongus neuclear arsonas to destroy your puny, worthless democratic excuse for a nation. We'll also throw in four tanks and a nuke for your new army.

:shock: ???

You nuke any one and i will ocme down on you like a ton of bricks ...

i would like to see you try, you bloated capitalist pig.

Capitlst Pfft . your way out thare man ... Im more of a shoclist ...

And look at my stats ... i would be bale to pummel you to the gorund if you nuked any body .

Thank you Tyrantis,

Our military is well under way under the auspices of Supreme Allied Commander Olliephant, with extensive training from the best militaries in the world Olliephant is firmly guiding our endaevors towards the successful destruction of Dictators, Capitalism, and Religion (there are ideaological goals, so no need to feel threatened).

However, for those of you not paying attention, the Internationale would like to repeat: Diego Garcia has been ours for some time now. We have established outposts and military bases upon the island.
You cannot purchase something which is not for sale.

If you would like to continue bidding on this nation, I have a bridge I would like to sell you.

Thank you,
Mr. Harassalot
Foreign Ambassador for The Internationale

OOC: In general I would note that this nation is a bit young to understand the multiple claims that exist. I am not surprised that the current claims to the Degio Garcia in NS likely stands at 300, if not more. After all it is owned by the U.S. (RL) which is ruled now by Mencelamar, and I think Al-Anabar has also claimed it at some point as well as the United Emeriates. I'm looking at buying an archipelego in the indian ocean for 5 billion.

not if i turned your nation into a glowing pile of radioactive waste, care of your own nukes, wich a are currently under the control of ny spies and bribed military personell

:roll: Ohh please ..
1 : how in the hell could that happen wiht out me knowing
2 : If you did that i would shut down my nuke silos
3 : if you make one hostile move towrds me then ill invade your ass
4 : I have SDI defnce.

not if i turned your nation into a glowing pile of radioactive waste, care of your own nukes, wich a are currently under the control of ny spies and bribed military personell

Who are you threating like that?

Make ONE move Michaeltopia, and your ass is grass. I am currently mobilizing EIGHT, yup, read em and weep, EIGHT Minuteman missiles against your capital. With your nations age, somehow i dont think you can defend against even two.

fist off, the only way you would know aboput this is if you caught my spies, which would make them bad spies, meaning i would have never hired them in the first place

second, i don't plan on actually launching your nukes, only detonating them in their silos

third, you won't be able to invade me if i have reduce you to a glowing pile of radioactive waste

finally, your SDI is usless if i use my space-based weapon platforms to destroy them

and to The Lords of War, i am adress my threat to the filthy capitalistic pig know as the federal union

OOC:

Deigo Garcia does not belong to the US!

Since 1976 every island in the British Indian Ocean territories has belonged to the Seychelles. However the US and UK are allowed use of Diego Garcia under the terms of Seychellian independance. Therefore it is my island to sell.

hogsweat, your only eight days older than me, nd go ahead and nuke my capital, it will get rid of a lot of usless beggers inb the street

Thats it the fedral union has went to DEFCOM 2
and is curently mobliseing forces

Your spies in my nuke silos are ignored!

HEY THIS IS NOT A WAR THREAD!!!

How about 75 Billion?

only DEFCON 2?, your facing neuclear holocaust and your only at DEFCON 2?, that's the state of my military during peace time

Telliria, be quiet and let the grown ups talk

The government of United Elias makes the following offer without prejudice, however we will not be making another offer and unless this is accepted, and we would no longer take part in negotiations.

We propose that we lease the island of Diego Garcia for 250,000,000 annually, with the contract being valid for exactly 99 years. If either party breaks this agreement, they will be subject to a fine of 2,500,000,000 or equivalent currency at the time.
In addition we will offer a signing fee to your nation of 500,000,000 except this would be payable in credit to be used on Elias defence systems, details of which can be found here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74809).

In order to satisfy your concerns over your national security we are willing to sign a treaty, placing you under a United Elias protectorate for the duration of the lease. Not only does this protect you from us but it also compels to come to your assistance if you are attacked. In addition we will setup an embassy in your Capital and market your islands as a tourist destination within UE.

Diego Garcia will be used as a military base to extend the strategic reach of our armed forces but care will be taken to preserve the local environment.



Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Federal Dictatorship of United Elias
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:roll: ..

Thats it, youve pissed me off way to much::
I am a revived nation, how the hell do you think i have 933 Million?
I would never make such close allies like the Fedral Union Capitalist
I am appalled that you call yourself Socialist, but state your capital is full of BEGGARS! The Peoples Socialist Republic of Hogsweat has NO beggars, neither do any of our allies. Any beggars found are given a small house, a thousand Equalitations, and a new life. I suggest you follow filthbag.
Your arrogance has annoyed me too much. Prepare to be destroyed.

IC
Astana Military Base, Hogsweat
The silo doors opened. In the dark hogsweat night, twenty four Kedge Cruise missiles opened and prepped for launch.
Twenty Seconds Later
The missiles flew into the air, on a direct launch to MichaelTopia.

They were Cruise Missiles, consider yourself lucky bitch.
EDIT: Oh yea, and any more threats towards Terrillia, or Fedral Union, Or in fact ANYONE shall be met with more missiles.

Telliria, be quiet and let the grown ups talk

Hell no! Bring it you whimpy ass country, go spam steal somebody elses thread!!!

United Elias:

You have a deal, done, signed and everything!

What I don't get is why anyone would pay sooo much for such a small island.

Thats it, youve pissed me off way to much::
I am a revived nation, how the hell do you think i have 933 Million?
I would never make such close allies like the Fedral Union Capitalist
I am appalled that you call yourself Socialist, but state your capital is full of BEGGARS! The Peoples Socialist Republic of Hogsweat has NO beggars, neither do any of our allies. Any beggars found are given a small house, a thousand Equalitations, and a new life. I suggest you follow filthbag.
Your arrogance has annoyed me too much. Prepare to be destroyed.

IC
Astana Military Base, Hogsweat
The silo doors opened. In the dark hogsweat night, twenty four Kedge Cruise missiles opened and prepped for launch.
Twenty Seconds Later
The missiles flew into the air, on a direct launch to MichaelTopia.

They were Cruise Missiles, consider yourself lucky bitch.
EDIT: Oh yea, and any more threats towards Terrillia, or Fedral Union, Or in fact ANYONE shall be met with more missiles.

I'M NOT THREATINING YOU!!! THIS IS A THREAD FOR BUYING A PIECE OF LAND, NOT FIRING NUKES AND CRUISE MISSLES!!!!!! GO FORM YOUR ONE USELESS THREAD ABOUT YOU FIRING CRUISE MISSLES AND NUKES AT EACH OTHER LIKE NOOBS!!!!!!

Lol,, i said anymore threats directed AGAINST you will result in Cruise Missiles.. im not gonna nuke ya...

I may just send troops in ...

At 3:59 GMT the The United Socialist States of Michaeltopia launced an all out neular attack on the federal union and hogsweat. A total of four thousand, five hundred and ninety-seven warheads were launched form Michaeltopia's neuclear silos, submarines, and space-based weapons platforms. Shortly thereafter all nine of the other nations of the Sophilian Archepeligo fufilled their commitment, as was dictated in the treaty of the Archepelago, by following u with a joint strike of seven thousand warheads delivered to both the federal union and hogsweat. the resulting falluot will bring an end the the world as we know it within four days. Happy Apocalapse.

At 3:59 GMT the The United Socialist States of Michaeltopia launced an all out neular attack on the federal union and hogsweat. A total of four thousand, five hundred and ninety-seven warheads were launched form Michaeltopia's neuclear silos, submarines, and space-based weapons platforms. Shortly thereafter all nine of the other nations of the Sophilian Archepeligo fufilled their commitment, as was dictated in the treaty of the Archepelago, by following u with a joint strike of seven thousand warheads delivered to both the federal union and hogsweat. the resulting falluot will bring an end the the world as we know it within four days. Happy Apocalapse.

Your leadership would end the world because you didn't get your way in buying an atol?

*fires yawning ignore cannon*

wolfish, this was not over the purchase of an atoll, rather it was to cleanse the earth of sniveling captalistic pigs and people who give the title "United Socialist States" a foul stench

1.) Im not a USS
2.) IM NOT CAPITALIST, neither is TFU
3.) Look here, youve just been nuked by me:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=123180

At 3:59 GMT the The United Socialist States of Michaeltopia launced an all out neular attack on the federal union and hogsweat. A total of four thousand, five hundred and ninety-seven warheads were launched form Michaeltopia's neuclear silos, submarines, and space-based weapons platforms. Shortly thereafter all nine of the other nations of the Sophilian Archepeligo fufilled their commitment, as was dictated in the treaty of the Archepelago, by following u with a joint strike of seven thousand warheads delivered to both the federal union and hogsweat. the resulting falluot will bring an end the the world as we know it within four days. Happy Apocalapse.

Ignored! )
The Fedral Union has these forces on stand buy
5 Agustia class guided missle destoryers
4 new york class super battle ships
3 nexus class carriers
350,000 troops
1500 New Xsavier tanks
1500 M1A2 refits
1500 bradly fihgting vechicals
5 B-52 bombers
3 LEXINGTON CLASS MISSLE CURISERS
3 hammer head subs
at the ready

Seychalles, the interesting thing about Nationstates is that it isn't real life.
Therefore, claims that states have in "real life" don't transfer over.

Simply because you are called "Seychalles" does not in fact give you control of Diego Garcia.

Much like if I created a nation called "The Entire United States of America" i would not, control the entire united states of america, there are thousands of claims out there.

As someone very nicely pointed out, the number of claims on Diego Garcia is massive.
and realistically it will never be sorted out.
However, I came across your thread for rping purposes, and so i will act as if my claim is the valid one, because well, it is a lot more valid than anyone else here in that it predates it by a long shot.

oh yes, and all you war mongering god moders, please be quiet. this isn't a war thread.

now, IC

Please pay attention very carefully.
Diego Garcia is under the control of the Internationale, and has been for some time now.
Any, and all, attempts to seize it will be met by Internationale Resistance.

States which are in align with our unified goals (end of capitalism, dictatorships, and religion) may communicate with us over possible ability to access the island for whatever reason, however, Anyone, and let us make that clear, Anyone who attemts to seize it in any way, or even move into it without prior communication with the Internationale, will not be tolerated.

Thank you,
Mr. Harassalot

Given the threat of usurpation by a group of thugs, The People's Republic of Zainfidel, acting as Supreme Allied Commander of The Internationale Joint Liberation Force, has moved its major warships onto Diego Garcia. They are on red alert but will not attack unless provoked.

The Internationale is a peace-loving organization that will wholeheartedly defend its borders against the whimsical claims of rogue nations.

OK!!! I AM GONE FOR A FEW HOURS AND I FIND YOU PEOPLE STARTING NUCLEAR WINTERS!!!!! NOW YOU PEOPLE KNOCK IT OFF AND PLAY NICE OR I AM GONNA UNLEASH THE WHOLE GCON MILITARY ON THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS AND ITS ALL FUTURE TECH!!!